My worst job would be being made to work in a supermarket
AND EVERYTIME I GO IN ONE THERE IS NO ONE ON THE TILLS AND I AM FORCED TO SCAN AND BAG MY OWN GROCERIES.

*expects items in bagging area*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:44, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

i like playing with those till things
although I was cross in m&s when I spent about £100 and the officious little cunt behind me snapped at me for not paying 0.2p for the one carrier bag I had taken as well as my bags for life.

urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)

It encourages thieving. So I oblige them.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Haha.
They try to encourage me to use the self service till in my local Asda, but I simply ask for one at a reasonable height, not designed for dwarves.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I threw 2 pints of milk at one when it was acting up (till not dwarf)
The carton exploded and I made a hasty exit. Haven't been back since.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:00, Reply)

You told them it was "milk".

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:02, Reply)