I would have engaged the shark in a lengthy intellectual debate about morality, pointing to Tony B.LIAR starting an illegal war, and how THATcher ruined the country.
The shark would soon see the error of its aggressive ways, and we'd form a folk-rock band together and tour around the world, shagging hippy chicks and tweeting about it from our iPads.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:38, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I'd have got Bono to write a song about it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Please dont

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:44, Reply)