what's worse, a telly in the bedroom or package holidays to beefa?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:41, 34 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Both are equally indicative of being of the lower orders
and thus in need of shooting.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:44, Reply)

gee, i don't know
maybe cancer or starving children or corrupt regimes or something about which it's worth getting UPSET ON THE INTERNET?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:45, Reply)

^ hand-wringing yoghurt knitter

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:46, Reply)

angry again.
Why not cut back on the Charleston a bit? It's making you bad tempered.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:51, Reply)

just come off the phone from an interview with a national paper ACTUALLY
I am VERY IMPORTANT AND SOUGHT AFTER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:59, Reply)

you mean you were on the phone to your dealer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:03, Reply)

nope
I was being asked to give my views on VERY IMPORTANT LAWS.

which I probably got all wrong. oh well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:04, Reply)

how many gs did you order?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:06, Reply)

beefa
I am yet to hear an explanation of why televisions in bedrooms are inherently of the lower orders.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:49, Reply)

The bedroom is for the performance of marital arts and sleeping only.
Televisions have no place in either.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:51, Reply)

quite
I wouldn't have a telly in my dining room, it's a room in which to dine. Not a room in which to watch documentaries about Baudrillard.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:52, Reply)

So no reading in bed either, then?

( Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:52, Reply)

don't you have a library or study?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:54, Reply)

I've been meaning to get one because my housemate hogs the telly with absolute shit.
And would probably talk bollocks over things I want to watch.

I knew someone who had a special telly in their bathroom. That probably suggests you watch a bit too much telly.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:57, Reply)

awright gormo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:57, Reply)

alright

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:58, Reply)

aye, sound

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:07, Reply)

Hanging round the half-pipe, pushing 40 and wearing clothes not suitable for those past 25

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:58, Reply)

for those past 25 people
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:59, Reply)

pushing 40?
Hardly. And the half pipe? I'm into street, not vert. Yet another subject you know nothing about.

Clothes suitable for under 25s? Yeah, bootcut jeans, t shirts and trainers are so undignified.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:05, Reply)

^ upset ^

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:07, Reply)

no, not upset, incredulous at the extent of your thickness

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:09, Reply)

I have been complimented before...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:11, Reply)

Mentioning the thickness of your skull isn't a compliment.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:12, Reply)

So if you, and the other "men" on this forum truly believe that
why am I the constant target?
Why not use that intellect of yours to go after someone else?

Is this some sort of repentance for your own personal traumas suffered on the playground or similar? Because, let's face it, there are times it goes past banter.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:15, Reply)

you sound upset, online

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:16, Reply)

Isn't that what you all strive for?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:18, Reply)

YOURN all cyber bullies

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:28, Reply)