Tired this morning, my sleep tracker app says I had an average nights sleep
Alt: coffee is good I fired up the stove top coffee maker yesterday, totes worth the effort. Custard cream are shit so I can only assume that massive ones are massively shit.

Altalt: no it'll be dark and grey and wet and cold, like my soul
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

My 'sleep tracker' or my brain as I call it would probably say the same.
Alt: You are shit, and everything you do, say, experience, think and believe is shit.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:03, Reply)

I experienced your mum last night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:04, Reply)

She's shit isn't she?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:05, Reply)

Indeed
2 days till the weekend frogger! Think I might take a couple of days off next week, I'm knackered
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:06, Reply)

I'm looking forward to the weekend very much because I don't have to get up early and I'm fucked this week.
In theory I have a couple of days off in March which will be splendid.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:08, Reply)

I still have to get up early at the weekends, sometimes not till 7:30 though which is nice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:19, Reply)

Yeah, that's still a 2.5 hour lie in for me :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:20, Reply)

Once you move into the orangutans enclosure you can lie in every morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:23, Reply)

I leave there a whole hour later!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:24, Reply)

What kind of zoo keeps frogs and orang-utans together?
Where the hell are you taking the apelet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:27, Reply)

Just humor him, he doesn't understand that we're never ever going to live in the same building.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:28, Reply)

On the rocks already?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:30, Reply)

Who wants to live with a girl? You're weird.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:31, Reply)

His wife must have done, clearly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:32, Reply)

HA!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:32, Reply)

>: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:37, Reply)