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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hello and good morning 'The Internet'
I am mildly hungover, but I'm through the worst of my cold, and my terrible upset, you'll be glad to hear. How are you today?
Alt: I have coffee, sure, that's a given, but I also have a giant custard cream. What good giant things are there or should there be?
Altalt: Cold today, is it going to snow?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:31, 191 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
It is snowing you insensitive prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:36, Reply)
Where? WHERE?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:37, Reply)
outside

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:39, Reply)
Oh, I'm inside now, probably why I can't see it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:40, Reply)
liar

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:30, Reply)
alright
I had weird dreams and I have Holy Thursday playing in my head.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:50, Reply)
YO!
I had no dreams and have Kool and the Gang playing in the office
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:51, Reply)
imma gon get Songs of Innocence and Songs of Experience off discogs
And that one he did for mo wax as well innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:53, Reply)
William Blake mixed and scratched over some wicked breakbeat sounds awesome

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:55, Reply)
innit bruv

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:59, Reply)
I've got Songs of Innocence - it's well good.
I also have an LP of Allen Ginsberg singing both sets, accompanying himself on the harmonium.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:37, Reply)
yer, I really like David Axelrod
He was huge in 90s hip hop, it gave him a second throw of the dice. Really want that albumhe did for mo wax.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:40, Reply)
Morning all
Today I have an in-house course on 'The application of bio-compatible medical materials in additive manufacturing'.
Yippee fucking skip.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:54, Reply)
That's dandy, but what does it mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:55, Reply)
Candle paedo.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:08, Reply)
Good morning Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:14, Reply)
Good morning nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:17, Reply)
Steady on, it's a bit early to drop that bombshell

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:56, Reply)
Tired this morning, my sleep tracker app says I had an average nights sleep
Alt: coffee is good I fired up the stove top coffee maker yesterday, totes worth the effort. Custard cream are shit so I can only assume that massive ones are massively shit.

Altalt: no it'll be dark and grey and wet and cold, like my soul
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:00, Reply)
My 'sleep tracker' or my brain as I call it would probably say the same.
Alt: You are shit, and everything you do, say, experience, think and believe is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:03, Reply)
I experienced your mum last night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:04, Reply)
She's shit isn't she?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:05, Reply)
Indeed
2 days till the weekend frogger! Think I might take a couple of days off next week, I'm knackered
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:06, Reply)
I'm looking forward to the weekend very much because I don't have to get up early and I'm fucked this week.
In theory I have a couple of days off in March which will be splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:08, Reply)
I still have to get up early at the weekends, sometimes not till 7:30 though which is nice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:19, Reply)
Yeah, that's still a 2.5 hour lie in for me :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:20, Reply)
Once you move into the orangutans enclosure you can lie in every morning

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:23, Reply)
I leave there a whole hour later!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:24, Reply)
What kind of zoo keeps frogs and orang-utans together?
Where the hell are you taking the apelet?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:27, Reply)
Just humor him, he doesn't understand that we're never ever going to live in the same building.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:28, Reply)
On the rocks already?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:30, Reply)
Who wants to live with a girl? You're weird.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:31, Reply)
His wife must have done, clearly

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:32, Reply)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:32, Reply)
>: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:37, Reply)
hey gang!
OMG I can't believe Jim Davidson won CBB!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:08, Reply)
Hey dozer!
OMG I can't believe what a monumental fuck wit you are
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:10, Reply)
Hey Nakers!
OMG I can't believe I'm in complete agreement with you
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:11, Reply)
We're like two peas in a pod

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:24, Reply)
hey Nakers!
You must have been a very strong baby!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:12, Reply)
Alright Plum

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:29, Reply)
alright Edjinald Perrin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:42, Reply)
I'm happy because the charges against the skip divers have been dropped.
And its all due to b3tans like us.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:23, Reply)
What a 'gr8' start to the day. I love good news, me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:25, Reply)
We all love good news Froggers.
Even internet grumpies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:29, Reply)
I can't tell you how little I care about that bin diver case

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:29, Reply)
What do you care about Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:33, Reply)
Not scabby bin raiders and squatters or those who are so thick/useless they can't even look after themselves

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:35, Reply)
Good to see you finished sulking Froglet.

Giant drugs maybe.

Snow? 50 / 50
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:28, Reply)
I'd like some snow on Friday, and the trains to be cancelled until mid afternoon please.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:29, Reply)
See what I can do.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:31, Reply)
I knew I could count on you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:31, Reply)
50/50

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:32, Reply)
Good enuff

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:32, Reply)
I'm distinctly average today
Tired, but came in to find fresh coffee already made, which improved things no end.

alt: you need some of these: www.pimpthatsnack.com/index.php

altalt: if you're on a hill, maybe?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:32, Reply)
I had an 'un-pimped' burger that was too big the other day, man, you kerrrazy!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:33, Reply)
Why would you want a snack that had been pimped?
Wouldn't it be a drug addict, have hepertitus and be full of punters spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:36, Reply)
lol at hepertitus
named after some Roman chap?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:47, Reply)
Husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:55, Reply)
Married to Clammidia

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Good morning internet chums
I'm fine and dandy today, frog.
I too have a cold, but I can cope with a bit of a runny nose on account of not also having crippling depression.

Alt: Giant women with great big boobies that we can all shelter under.

Altalt: Nah, snow is just one of those made up things you tell kids about, like Christmas and birthdays.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:35, Reply)
Alright 'original' Tangles
Alt: I have access to half of this suggestion
Altalt: NO IT ENT YOU LYING JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:38, Reply)
Christ, how massive is swipe?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
She's 6'1" and tons of fun

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:47, Reply)
Bags of personality?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:48, Reply)
she's got more blows than Muhammad Ali

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:48, Reply)
Lying down.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)
NO SUGAR

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)
Just imagine the monthly menstural tsunami

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
Watched American Hustle last night
Darn good story with some great and some slightly weaker performances and a slightly formulaic ending. Lots of emotional scenes with characters wearing hair curlers, even Bradley Cooper, which is something yer modern blockbusters have been missing lately in my opinion.

Altalt: Do I look like Wincey Willis?*

*totes do**
**don't
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:37, Reply)
That really was the most boring film I have seen in quite some time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:39, Reply)
I was enthralled throughout, by both plot and performance.
There was probably a bit too much 'performance' going on but I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:40, Reply)
I felt nothing happened, it was predictable, and I fell asleep for a bit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:40, Reply)
If I'm bored watching a film my mind can sometimes race ahead and lay out the entire plot before it happens
but if I get caught up in a film I just stay in the moment and enjoy what I'm watching, predictable or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
I hustled YM up the American.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:55, Reply)
That sounds like some kind of gay slang Stunned poster

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)
The best kind.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Alt: I have discovered that the corner shop does Mango Cream biscuits
They are well nom.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:37, Reply)
They sound rank

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:40, Reply)
I feel like shit
But I haven't taken a day of sick in a year now and want to keep it that way.
Alt. All beers should come in 750ml bottles like Leffe does.
AltAlt. Not down here its not.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:47, Reply)
Sick days are for wimps and skivers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:50, Reply)
Sick days are what gets me out of bed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Days off sick are for pussies and queers
Alt: Too many places only sell little bent nancy boys bottles of beer. This is wrong
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:51, Reply)
I agree with you on the beer size
however the correct measure is "pint and a half"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:51, Reply)
I like schooners, better for sessions innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:52, Reply)
Schooners?
Where do you buy these schooners? Australia?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Canadian Schooners=Yes
Australian Schooners=Queers size drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)
They are good for stronger craft beers, yes

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:54, Reply)
You dumb bastard. it's not a schooner it's a sailboat.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:55, Reply)
You don't see those 'magic eye' things about much anymore do you?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:57, Reply)
I could never get them to work
I must be an undercover eye wrong
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Girl^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:57, Reply)
During one of the football competitions they had pint and a half glasses in the pub in some weird 'game of three halves' promotion
Those size glasses should be standard
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:59, Reply)
I have some at home
think they came from Ikea, look a bit like a straight vase, hold a 660ml bottle of Peroni with an inch or so to spare.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:02, Reply)
You drink out of a vase.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:03, Reply)
I gave YM an inch or so last night
... Oh hang on
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Custard creams are a bit rubbish.
I just eat artisan cookies rolled on the thighs of Cuban virgins.
Morning btw
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Yeah, well I eat what I like not what people say I should or shouldn't enjoy. It's much better that way
+ morning
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:00, Reply)
^argumentative^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:05, Reply)
no u r

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Those Lib Dems are dangerous
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-25955132
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:05, Reply)
If they're not groping women
or upsetting the Muzzers they're killing themselves on electricity cables.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:08, Reply)
Shoddy journalism
11000 volts of "power"? Power isn't measured in volts!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:09, Reply)
watt are you on about?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:09, Reply)
Ohm my god what an idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:11, Reply)
He should be up on a charge.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Wire they allowed near electricity?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:14, Reply)
They must be in some sort of cable (cabal).

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:17, Reply)
I'm staying neutral.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:19, Reply)
That's down to earth.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:20, Reply)
I don't want to live anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Well they've got connections.
(sorry I came insulate.)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:21, Reply)
I drank some whisky last night.
Glenmorangie.

It was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:06, Reply)
NO WHISKY OR WHISKEY CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:08, Reply)
Bourbon?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:13, Reply)
I was in New Orleans last year.
I had some delicious bourbons, which I ordered in my finest, poshest English accent, as it made the bar maids go all giggly.

Mrs Vagabond told me that was a bit pathetic of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Scotsmac?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:15, Reply)
I've been permanently banned by Mumsnet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:09, Reply)
NEXT STOP B3TA!!!!! \o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:10, Reply)
Probably. I'd be more productive if that happened.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Been trawling for sex again?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:11, Reply)
I may have said something along the lines of them all being stretchmarked hormonal harridans who should spend more time with their children & less time online moaning about their husbands.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Let it all out, big guy, it's all cathartic.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:16, Reply)
They really are ridiculous.
'he left his socks on the bedroom floor' - 'dump the bastard'.
'he's been working overtime to pay for our holiday & I feel lonely' - 'divorce the selfish cunt'.

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:18, Reply)
Did you manage to work out which poster was your ex?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:23, Reply)
They are all whores with too much time on their hands.
They get to stay at home, look after a baby and do a bit of housework. How difficult can it be?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:27, Reply)
i've got to say
that I wouldn't even have left baby adolf with you...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)
My polite enquiries regarding the mechanics of anal sex were taken to be not serious.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Please direct this line of enquiry to Jason

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:24, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)
NO CENTERPARCS CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:44, Reply)
AIBU
Yes you fucking are
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Reminds me of the Viz mock-up magazine cover "Monthly"
"He put a knife ... IN THE FORK DRAWER!"

"Make-up tips - how to get that perfect face like thunder"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Well done!
Are you going to put that on your cv?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Someone do a thread then eh?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)
i did, and then bloody lighty got in the way

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Or - and the order suggests this is the actual sequence of events -
Lighty did a thread and then Swipey stomped it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:44, Reply)
that bloody lighty...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:44, Reply)
I am slightly hungover too
Other than that I am fine, barring the fact that I'VE LEFT MY FUCKING BREAKFAST AND LUNCH AT HOME

Alt:
Jaffa cakes

AltAlt:
Hailstoning here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)
zomg imagine a giant jaffa cake
quick quick put that in the answer to MY thread. it's much better than light's...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:44, Reply)

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