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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i do it with all sorts of household items toofrog was so (rightly) ashamed of me seeking out pink screwdrivers in homebase
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:55,
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You've only been going out, like, three weeks and already you're going to Homebase together?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:56,
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it's been bloody months, matemonths and months.
it was going on very nicely in secret until kroney flapped his gums everywhere.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:57,
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Serves you right for falling out with Kroney.Why was that again?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:59,
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I think he said it was because she's a beakering twat who smells of wee(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:02,
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You smell like Macauley Culkin?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:07,
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nobut I will smash a tin of paint between your eyes as soon as look at you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:09,
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nothing i'd put on hererory's tumescent enough over bashing noel as it is
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:05,
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Shall I share with the rest of the class then?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:06,
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nahfuck off back to mumsnet... oh wait.....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:06,
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there is also a netmumswhy don't you try your pulling techniques on there?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:08,
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Could you get mumsnet on false advertising they claim to be a parents site but it seems almost exclusively aimed at double bums
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