Grass is more sentient than the average b3ta user

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

B3ta is more sentient than ...
No - hang on.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Which one of us is the average user?
And which of us are above and below?
( Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)

You are average, AA is above and Jason is below obviously.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)

AA is the best one on the web

( Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)

see also; showman

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

(showman, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Shut up showman

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:58, Reply)

^

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:59, Reply)

When I were a lad, we were studying geography, and doing averages for whatever reason.
The average person's average wage, average family &c.

The 'thick kid' asked "How many people are average?" and the whole class jumped on him "DUR! GOD YOU'RE STUPID!" &c &c.

I remember thinking at the time "I wonder how many people actually are average."

True story, bro.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)

My wife asked why there are so many idiots around
and I pointed out that nearly half the population are below average intelligence.
( Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:35, Reply)

did she then pat you on your head and say "yes dear"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)

WITHABOOK!

( Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)

ITS FUNNY COZ ITS A MEME

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:54, Reply)