I appear to be missing £300 from my pay this month

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:13, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

WHAT!!!!!!??????? Now I am angry for you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Your angry words are of great comfort during this time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Good. That'll be £300 please

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:16, Reply)

But I don't even.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:16, Reply)

THE BILL NEEDS PAYING SIR

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Drugs and hookers

( Peej, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:14, Reply)

+are what I'll be missing this month

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Oh man dont go on "another" hooker killing spree

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Fuck you
I've sharpened my killing hammer already
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Gets chicken, lager and fishing gear
Divveny worry pal... I am oonly here to help
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)

I assume they still pay you in cash up north
I know the last time your lot tried to operate a bank it all went horribly wrong and people in tracksuits were queuing in the street to get their pie rations out
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Most transactions take place with lumps of coal I think

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Only for larger sums
They are onto the international tripe exchange for smaller transactions
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:17, Reply)

That's a load of ....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:18, Reply)