^man child^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:46, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

No, thats bollocks, I used to look young but I have aged recently, sad times.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:47, Reply)

hey, you still look good m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)

Like a fine wine pal, I tell ya.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:50, Reply)

or a nice cheese

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)

I dunno what's happened though, it's almost like having two xmas's and couple of odd days off, getting up at 5am, being away from home for 13+ hours a day and burning the candle at both ends for 16-17 months takes it's toll, you know?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)

have a nice hot bath, a lovely close shave and an early night.
Perhaps a 'chill out' CD, maybe read a bit of Houellebecq, Ballard even, get a good 10 hours sleep and you'll look like David Gandy in the morning, I promise.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:58, Reply)

I have to get up in 7 :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)

well, with 7 you won't reach Gandy, but you might just scrape Gandhi

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:01, Reply)

Have another drink, you'll be fine

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:02, Reply)

DRINKING GOT HIM INTO THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:03, Reply)

Yeah? I had a bottle of merlot isn't that enough? I only have beer or some single malt that tastes like fire.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:03, Reply)

which single malt?
I was looking at a 22 year old Bruichladdich yesterday.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:05, Reply)

A TEN YEAR OLD LADDIE!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:06, Reply)

Ian by name, Ian by nature.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:06, Reply)

MEGALOLZ!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)

alright H from Lostprophets

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)

My career with steps is ruined :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:10, Reply)

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY TOM

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)

how about I just change it to, let's see, John?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:09, Reply)

Or Dave!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:10, Reply)

Only a prick would be called Dave!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:11, Reply)

LIKE ME COS THATS MY REAL NAME MEGALOLZ

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:13, Reply)

shit m8, ah didnae ken min, soz like eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:15, Reply)

Better delete this in the morning

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:15, Reply)

25yr highland park
It's horrible
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:06, Reply)

I'm not keen on Highland Park innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)

Got it as a best mans gift, I don't like it but I think it was expensive so I'm loath to bin it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)

does water improve it?
I generally don't add water to whisky, unless it's particularly strong. Try a couple of drops of mineral water, might make it a bit more palatable.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:11, Reply)

Nah, it's really strong. It's unpleasantly strong.
I'm having a beer anyway so that's okay
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:12, Reply)

I don't even like the 12 year old Highland Park.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:13, Reply)

I don't even like whiskey

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:15, Reply)

sad times

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:15, Reply)