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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Honestly, you lot can't be trustedCan we do something else now?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:02,
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latest was 12 years ago)
can we do an 'alright' thread without AN UNNAMED POSTER throwing a foamy strop about it?(, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:04, Reply)
Did grime delete some stuff here, tim?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:59,
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yerBut they've sigged part of my LinkedIn profile instead!
What a jolly little wag!
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I'd rather post naked fatties if that's okay(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:12,
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Dunno, last I knew I posted a fat naked man then the thread went away forever(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:15,
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Never mind, you'll see her tomorrow night.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:17,
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No, thats bollocks, I used to look young but I have aged recently, sad times.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:47,
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I dunno what's happened though, it's almost like having two xmas's and couple of odd days off, getting up at 5am, being away from home for 13+ hours a day and burning the candle at both ends for 16-17 months takes it's toll, you know?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:55,
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have a nice hot bath, a lovely close shave and an early night.Perhaps a 'chill out' CD, maybe read a bit of Houellebecq, Ballard even, get a good 10 hours sleep and you'll look like David Gandy in the morning, I promise.
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well, with 7 you won't reach Gandy, but you might just scrape Gandhi(, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:01, Reply)
Have another drink, you'll be fine(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:02,
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Yeah? I had a bottle of merlot isn't that enough? I only have beer or some single malt that tastes like fire.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:03,
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which single malt?I was looking at a 22 year old Bruichladdich yesterday.
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A TEN YEAR OLD LADDIE!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:06,
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My career with steps is ruined :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:10,
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Got it as a best mans gift, I don't like it but I think it was expensive so I'm loath to bin it(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:08,
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does water improve it?I generally don't add water to whisky, unless it's particularly strong. Try a couple of drops of mineral water, might make it a bit more palatable.
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Nah, it's really strong. It's unpleasantly strong.I'm having a beer anyway so that's okay
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:12,
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similarly stuffedI made skirlie to go with my roast.
Too tasty, now stuffed.
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I dunno what's happened though, it's almost like having two xmas's and couple of odd days off, getting up at 5am, being away from home for 13+ hours a day and burning the candle at both ends for 16-17 months takes it's toll, you know?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:58,
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Oh man, those guys using real names we all know have deleted them now!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:59,
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Wicked my laptop has done it's 78 updates might have a beer now again(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:30,
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Tell me, Oh great internet geniuses (Genii?)Can you request/demand not to get junk mail? I know the TPS MPS thing and I've subscribed to them but I still get a metric shedload of crap through my letterbox every week.
Can you demand that companies stop delivering? If so, how could you enforce it/what penalties could you actually levy?
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They target you as you are the market for junk food, life insurance and trousers with an elasticated waistband(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:37,
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I think if you put a sign on your door saying 'No unsolicited mail'they're not allowed to deliver those 'to the occupier' things and takeaway menus.
But I'm not sure.
And I'm drunk.
Totally won the pub quiz, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Feb 2014, 22:44,
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There's snob whisky chat going on.Age doesn't improve a drink reallr. It's bollocks.
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well, it depends on the whisky and the cask.Age definitely does improve some.
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To an extent I'll give you that. When you get to silly prices it's just fucking stupidity.
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I visited Inveraray Castle a few years ago.The Duke's family own a distillery (among many other business interests) which do a 50 year old malt.
£2500 a bottle, and the Duke hands them out as gifts when he's doing his 'business ambassador' stuff.
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Age hasn't improved your mum.But it has made her cheaper.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 23:16,
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aye, unless it's been sterilised or it's got an ABV of 20% or more it'll go to shit very quicklymany pub landlords fail to understand this, which is why it's generally best to stick to Stella, Heineken or something in a bottle unless you want a pint of liquid heartburn
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 23:34,
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