46 days holiday?
Bloody hell - no wonder so many times we have delays due to staff shortages - they've probably completely forgotten they've actually got a job.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:18, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

There is literally no downside to driverless tube trains.
The reason the drivers are scared is because they'll have to get real jobs where they'll actually have to work for a living and get paid what their skills are worth.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:19, Reply)

And if they're lucky enough to have someone jump in front of them they get a year off on full pay!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:20, Reply)

As I become increasingly misanthropic, I'm starting to seriously consider a career with TfL.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:21, Reply)

2 jumpers and it's automatic retirement on full pay.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Sign me up for Cashmere!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I do love cashmere. Can't wear lambswool or anything like that, has to be cashmere.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I prefer big, thick lambswool jumpers.
Cashmere just doesn't seem to keep me as warm.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)

* something about your dodgy cardigan *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Warmest item of clothing I have ever owned.
Even if it is, perhaps, not an especially socially acceptable one. I fucking love it, anyway.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:34, Reply)

I prefer using the tanned hides of working class children.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:36, Reply)

no no no
poor preciouses need mollycoddling and MOAR job security than anyone else gets
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)