Here's a good diet tip:
1. Eat sensible portions of healthy foods like vegetables and fruits.
2. Exercise regularly.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:07, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

3. Talk about being on a diet lots

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:07, Reply)

The world don't move to the beat of just one drum vag
just ask jasum
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:09, Reply)

One Drum Vag
sounds like a movie.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Yeah tried that
turns out I'm shit at both.

I can manage controlling my food intake for 1 day which is all I need for this, plus I've done it before and lost weight.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:09, Reply)

Alternatively, take a lot of amphetamine.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:11, Reply)

Sewing your mouth shut
Breaking own legs to avoid shops
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:12, Reply)

^ Actual medical advice.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:16, Reply)

Just shit in your butter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:22, Reply)