She'd have to be married for that, which she isn't

( Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well not to you
Just check her secret drawer
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

I ferret through her drawers pretty regularly, thank you.
She often tells me off for leaving them in a mess.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)

cant find anything to fit you eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

It's all way to small for me.
The garter belt doesn't look as good with a beer gut hanging over it and I can never get both nuts in a pair of her pants at the same time.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Keep... Going...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

And the bloody string at the back just gets lousy with arse sweat.

( Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

^ riding the anal pony ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

*spent*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

At least you could wipe first.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Thats what he was trying to do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

better?
divorce lawyer sized dildo that doesn't stink of garlic and defeat and spend far too long tinkering on the underside of old rust buckets procured from the internets(no offence swipe)
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Well, more accurate, anyway.
Better isn't a word I'd choose to use when I'm being bullied :(
( Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)