I had asparagus scrambled eggs for brekkers and now my wee smells funny :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:03, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wrong time of year for asparagus.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:06, Reply)

I bought it in Tesco, they grow it all year round!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Every little helps!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Dear FM D-S ret
That isn't due to the asparagus I would suggest that it is bowel cancer. Please see 2nd Best Troll for a full bum hole fingering.
HTH's
With fondest regards
Bonz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)

nah m8, me bowels are tip top
Deffers just asparagus causing stinky piss.

Check yo bad self me nigga.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Poor dozer
he ignored the warning signs and now has a rotten bumhole and a leaky prostrate... all he needed was a doctors finger and it could have all been caught
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)

It's mrs dozer I feel sorry for

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:21, Reply)

poor 'mrs dozer' LOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:22, Reply)

How do figments survive the death of their imaginer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)

YOU SMELL FUNNY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:19, Reply)