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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

No, I'm being schooled in Northern by the missus
in preparation for meeting her Geordie family. It's fucking harrowing, Sporters. I'm expected to be only 40% understandable to them and I won't understand a fucking thing they say.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Unless you are propa cockerney you'll be fine
Where are her family from?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)

I said they were Geordies, didn't I?
Somerset, obviously.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Yeah, but you call Geordies anyone north of Watford

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Oh, I don't know.
Newcastle or Sunderland or Gateshead or Liverpool, or something.

Geordies.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:36, Reply)

northern. monkeys.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:39, Reply)

I don't know how I'm going to contain my revulsion when they start picking fleas off each other and eating them.

( Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)

The Mrs teaches you "northern"
and in return you can show her and her heavy foreheaded clan how to use a knife and fork.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:42, Reply)

I'm going to take up some picture boards with me
in an effort to communicate. I hear the clever ones are capable of understanding several human concepts, like "i'm hungry" etc.

At least, they have in labs. These are ferals. Fuck knows how they'll react.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Be sure to take a set of old keys.
That'll keep 'em quiet for days on end.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Won't hurt having them if I have to fight my way out, neither.

( Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Spare a thought for them
They will struggle to understand your Parisian twang
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)