So how's everyone's Thursday been?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:41, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

All good, apart from potty training my daughter, who has just pissed on my sofa.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)

You're doing it wrong.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Give her a sticker to put on her potty every time she gets it right, also massive praise
Fobtmn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Stickers are a good idea. Not been too bad the last few days, just this afternoon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Took us a week, with much unhappiness
Now however she is incredibly proud of herself

"I DID A BIG POO DADDY!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)

She's off to Edinburgh tomorrow afternoon for a week, hopefully she'll be fully trained by the time she gets back.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)

Scotland will be full of a little more shit than usual

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:56, Reply)

BOLLOCKS LIKE WHAT YOUR MOUTH IS FULL OF

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Not til tomorrow they aint
Bet you shuddered there...

Mine's been a bit shit too. I have a headache.
Slow burner.

Have a new solicitor to deal with, that's always a joy ironing out the creases between the ways we both work and finding a happy medium.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:48, Reply)

I DONT KNOW WHAT MADE YOU THINK I WOULD WANT TO KNOW ALL THAT BUT JUST SO IM TOTALLY TRANSPARENT ABOUT MY FEELINGS...I DO NOT CARE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:50, Reply)

^ upset

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:52, Reply)

alright Gayson
You should listen to some Damian Lazarus mixes innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Is that Boiler room stuff?
Sure we've had him on at work.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:53, Reply)

he runs Crosstown Rebels
Good house DJ. Underground stuff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:53, Reply)

I'll have a scout on soundcloud later

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)

yer
Craig Bratley an' all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:58, Reply)

"Give it to him Craig..."
Oh, that was Derek Bentley.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:05, Reply)

That Derek Acorah seems a miserable git - don't try him.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:50, Reply)

He's a liar is what he is!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:53, Reply)

I'm not sure where you'll find a happy medium then
Maybe on Blackpool prom
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:55, Reply)

If I I lived in Blackpool I'd kill myself at the nearest opportunity
Preferably in a way that massively damaged the town
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)

Can you think of a way to damage Blackpool even more than it is?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:00, Reply)

Even nuking it would be an improvement

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)

I hate Blackpool more.
Best guess there would be Russell Grant
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)

He's got a great job
He gets paid lots of money for pretending to be an expert and spouting enigmatic, obfuscated shite.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)

I missed my calling
*cue Rory with a withering fat puff comment*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:06, Reply)

It seems pretty easy
All you've got to do is say "Oooh...Gemini...(suck your cheeks in at this point)..it may be time to reconsider your priorities. A lover may be on the horizon - all you should do is dress in red on Friday".
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:11, Reply)