Who was better Alien or Predator?
Who is the best villain?
Pros and cons of skating past the age of 25?
Pizza woes.
Best Northern band
Favourite medical procedure.
Greatest joke ever told.
Popular yurt materials.
Is living alone in a darkened room all it's cracked up to be?
Life on the gay scene past 30, a sad whiff of poppers and cheap vodka haze or living your youth through the eyes of Sambucca?
Shit off
Get cunted.

Rihanna or Shakira. You MUST choose!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:42, 88 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alien
Hans Gruber
The ability to balance has never impressed me
I used to make my own using piadinas for the basebut I haven't been able to find any for ages :((((
Pet Shop Boys
Hot Toddy for a cold, purely for medicinal purposes
WITHASPOON!!!

edit: Missed some
dunno
dunno
dunno
no
alright
Shakira
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:46, Reply)

^tggi

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)

^

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)

What?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:47, Reply)

You see Jase, this is what we call the "scattergun approach" to QOTW.
A kind of shitterish allsorts, if you will.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:47, Reply)

Brilliant!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)

I've pebbledashed OT back to life!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)

hahaha!
*flock of racing pigeons*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:50, Reply)

GEORDIEEEEE RAAAACER
Geoooordieeee raaaaacer
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:00, Reply)

You need to copyright Shitterish Allsorts

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:49, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:50, Reply)

I'm sure I've heard it somewhere before
I'm not creative enough to claim it for myself.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:51, Reply)

it was me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:55, Reply)

Unless you were a writer for Viz back in the early 90s, I doubt it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:56, Reply)

Skitterish Allsorts for sufferers of Parkinsons.
Bigger bag so they don;t fly everywhere.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:56, Reply)

Predator
Alien
Don't
Futureheads
Episiotomy
YM
Buffalo
Yes
Column A/B
OK
OK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:47, Reply)

get fucked and shit off you shit cunt shit poof to all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)

<3

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:49, Reply)

pointy cock and balls^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:50, Reply)

A cock base as wide as his balls.
Interesting chode variant.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:02, Reply)

Choosing between Rihanna or Shakira is like choosing between penile & anal warts. I didn't rather not have either.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Shakira all the way

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:49, Reply)

racist^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Hips dont lie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:51, Reply)

^^Confusing breasts and mountains again

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:58, Reply)

must be irritating that you have both then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Battered is Russian
Go fuck yourself
Da
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:51, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:55, Reply)

alright.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:57, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Classic dozer!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:00, Reply)

camouflage

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:01, Reply)

In order
Predator
Hans Gruber is a good shout. Or Dr Evil.
Pros - fit burds. Cons - fit birds laughing at you falling on your arse.
I have no pizza related woes worthy of report.
Arctic Monkeys (1st 2 albums)
Hernia repair
YM
Unicorn guffs
I cannat see man
I have genuinely no idea, and I'm quite glad about that
OK
Will do
Shakira. Obviously.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:55, Reply)

Alright, Jase?
Predator was a fucking poof, I'd have headbutted the cunt to death.
Dick Dastardly.
There are no pros, only cons.
Used to be olives, now I am pro olive, there are no pizza woes.
Haha, "northern". Like that's a thing.
What's that one where you shoot an irritating fucker in the face? Euthanasia.

That's all I've got time for, I'm very busy and important.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:58, Reply)

alright K Dog

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:58, Reply)

Alright
Good here, innit.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:00, Reply)

This place would die on its arse if I stopped posting.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:04, Reply)

*nods*
Sorry, that ignorance was rude of me.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Alien for me.
Hannibal Lecter
Pro's - Chicks dig it. Cons - Injuries are nastier
Calzone related burns
Crush
Adrenaline to the heart
MM
Yak Shit
I love with the lights on baby
A desperate scrabble to retain youth
No
Go on then
Rihanna
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:00, Reply)

Never heard of those
Who is it by?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:00, Reply)

Lindisfarne ft Gazza

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:01, Reply)

Fog on the Tyne's all yours mate.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Alien
M Thatcher liddlibiddapoliticslaydeezngennulmen
Fish on Pizza WTF!
Arctic Monkeys
ACDF (look it up)
The bible
Hand - knitted organic fair - trade tofu (ethically sourced)
No
Sad
Fuck you buddy!
No
As 'musical' artists? Neither. As a fuck buddy - Shakira
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:15, Reply)

Edgy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:23, Reply)

Dunno my weekend starts in half an hour.
\0/
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:28, Reply)

Even with this plethora of OT discussion, we still can't manage to trail off into other conversations.
This makes me do a sad.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:30, Reply)

^^upset

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:37, Reply)

^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:38, Reply)

.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)

Either, in that order
History and body count probably says Pol Pot
All of the above
Anchovies ordered by mistake
The Gents
Running through the showers at Belsen
Sticks
Frau Fritzl says no
See skatey answer
No
No
Who they?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

Pol Pot v Hitler v Stalin v Mao
Hmmmmm - do you know anything about history?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:43, Reply)

Andrew Jackson as well?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:02, Reply)

So how's everyone's Thursday been?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)

All good, apart from potty training my daughter, who has just pissed on my sofa.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)

You're doing it wrong.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Give her a sticker to put on her potty every time she gets it right, also massive praise
Fobtmn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Stickers are a good idea. Not been too bad the last few days, just this afternoon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Took us a week, with much unhappiness
Now however she is incredibly proud of herself

"I DID A BIG POO DADDY!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)

She's off to Edinburgh tomorrow afternoon for a week, hopefully she'll be fully trained by the time she gets back.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)

Scotland will be full of a little more shit than usual

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:56, Reply)

BOLLOCKS LIKE WHAT YOUR MOUTH IS FULL OF

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Not til tomorrow they aint
Bet you shuddered there...

Mine's been a bit shit too. I have a headache.
Slow burner.

Have a new solicitor to deal with, that's always a joy ironing out the creases between the ways we both work and finding a happy medium.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:48, Reply)

I DONT KNOW WHAT MADE YOU THINK I WOULD WANT TO KNOW ALL THAT BUT JUST SO IM TOTALLY TRANSPARENT ABOUT MY FEELINGS...I DO NOT CARE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:50, Reply)

^ upset

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:52, Reply)

alright Gayson
You should listen to some Damian Lazarus mixes innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Is that Boiler room stuff?
Sure we've had him on at work.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:53, Reply)

he runs Crosstown Rebels
Good house DJ. Underground stuff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:53, Reply)

I'll have a scout on soundcloud later

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)

yer
Craig Bratley an' all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:58, Reply)

"Give it to him Craig..."
Oh, that was Derek Bentley.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:05, Reply)

That Derek Acorah seems a miserable git - don't try him.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:50, Reply)

He's a liar is what he is!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:53, Reply)

I'm not sure where you'll find a happy medium then
Maybe on Blackpool prom
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:55, Reply)

If I I lived in Blackpool I'd kill myself at the nearest opportunity
Preferably in a way that massively damaged the town
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)

Can you think of a way to damage Blackpool even more than it is?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:00, Reply)

Even nuking it would be an improvement

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)

I hate Blackpool more.
Best guess there would be Russell Grant
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)

He's got a great job
He gets paid lots of money for pretending to be an expert and spouting enigmatic, obfuscated shite.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)

I missed my calling
*cue Rory with a withering fat puff comment*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:06, Reply)

It seems pretty easy
All you've got to do is say "Oooh...Gemini...(suck your cheeks in at this point)..it may be time to reconsider your priorities. A lover may be on the horizon - all you should do is dress in red on Friday".
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:11, Reply)

I've got tomorrow off, yey for me!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:58, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:05, Reply)

Well done!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:05, Reply)

Yes, well done
I've had nearly a week off.

How is la Apes' venture going?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:07, Reply)

Theoretcial best villain for utter villainy would be Kaiser Soze.
Your other questions are unutterably dull but better than most.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)