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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Now they're practically engaged he'll have to get her something expensive
Artisan cheese always goes down well.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:54, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I thought her dad bought her the expensive stuff

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:57, Reply)
Gold plated?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:03, Reply)
She ent getting anything on a bullshit made up commercial day

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:03, Reply)
^not getting laid then^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:04, Reply)
its a friday innit, that's pub night anyway

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:05, Reply)
Guaranteed drunken fumble

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:22, Reply)
He still has problems getting bras off.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:27, Reply)
Hers that is, not his.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:27, Reply)
Swipe's probably require a scaffolding wrench.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:36, Reply)
Shes a hefty girl then?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:45, Reply)
Beeps when she walks backwards. If she falls down the stairs people think Eastenders is starting.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:46, Reply)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:47, Reply)
Heh heh.
She'll punch me the next time I see her now I've said that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:49, Reply)
Haha.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:51, Reply)
That's why she lives in a flat

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:53, Reply)
Has she got 'wide load' tattooed on her arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:56, Reply)
She did, but it rubbed off because of all the chafing

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:57, Reply)
I heard she was too mean to pay for all the letters
so got wide l tattooed on one cheek and ad on the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 20:00, Reply)
Her dad paid, but only for half.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 20:01, Reply)
Lettering that big is expensive to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 20:07, Reply)
You really do have a death wish, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 20:08, Reply)
Now you've said that, I have recalled she has a 'tache like Charles Bronson's.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 20:14, Reply)
Clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:57, Reply)
That's tomorrow after the work big night out #LADS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:31, Reply)
#Bants

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:38, Reply)

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