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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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LIES
I skived two and a half months of fourth form double geography on a Thursday afternoon. No style, no panache. Just didn't bother. When the register ladies caught up and I got the obligatory appointment with the Head and my Mum, I told them I had been going to the clap clinic.

I'm 40 now and my Mum still thinks it's true.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:42, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
The clap clinic for months?
Did she think you were shagging low rent prossies?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Ahem.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Also. How slow were the "register ladies" and why wasn't the teacher taking it?
The register, not your clap riddled penis.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)
No one queried my lack of attendance.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:44, Reply)

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(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:50, Reply)
A bit contrived but tonnes of fun.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Maybe it didn't register.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:52, Reply)
*fonz thumbs*

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:56, Reply)
I turned up to french for the first time in like 6 months, and my french teacher said "You don't really want to do this, do you?", I went "Nope", and he goes "Ok, take out some books of another subject instead" and left me to it

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 18:56, Reply)

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