here is how it works
if you buy something, she will roll her eyes and say it's stupid, but be secretly pleased. even if she isn't secretly pleased, her friends will ask her what you got her, and they will JUDGE you.

if you buy nothing, she will JUDGE you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:14, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There must be a few birds who aren't psycho bitches though?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Probably the brain dead thickos, but you'd know about that :)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:16, Reply)

who cares about brains, so long as they're hot?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)

FINALLY you're getting the idea.

( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)

I care about brains, which is why I can put up with your pig ugly face.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)

lucky for you, i have both

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)

That was clearly my point

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)

remember what stunned said about hanging onto me?
YEAH! THAT GUY GETS IT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)

never met him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:26, Reply)

i was thinking of having everyone over for a massive trash my old kitchen party
he'd be good at that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)

RIP Monty's sofa

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)

I vote for this Friday

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)

^Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah^
*breathes*
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

They're ALL mental!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)

you've been married a while, you know the rules by now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)

^ and if she has gay friends, I will judge you more.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)

we usually tell each other not to bother with presents
sometimes even the card

I've got her something she'll love this year though, I'm a great present buyer but I'm apparently not easy to buy for. *practices pleasant surprise face*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:49, Reply)