have you started your new job yet?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

no.
Two weeks time bruv.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:48, Reply)

are you looking forward to it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:49, Reply)

very
Summer do as well as Xmas do. They take all the staff down to Kensington and get them pissed. Exam bonuses. Pension. More money. More technical than my current role.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:52, Reply)

good stuff, i hope i get a good job one day!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:53, Reply)

hey, I need a new boiler, maybe you can help?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:54, Reply)

only if you want something that is over 120kw, like you get in factories and offices

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:56, Reply)

fuck you then

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:57, Reply)

well im sorry you dont live in a commercial property

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:58, Reply)

I live in a bedsit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:59, Reply)

i live in an assisted living studio apartment because of my low mental capacity

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:00, Reply)

my bedsit has an open plan toilet area

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:02, Reply)

i share my toilet with the other residents and there isnt a lock on the door

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:03, Reply)

my bedsit is in Bell Farm
My landlord bums me for the rent.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:05, Reply)

im having new polystyrene ceiling tiles put in

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:09, Reply)

yer bored of dis now

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:11, Reply)

i hope they ban him from kensington
he's gone to ridiculous efforts to stalk me :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:55, Reply)

'ban' me?
How, pray tell, can one be 'banned' from Kensers?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:57, Reply)

well, calling it "kensers" is a great place to start

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:00, Reply)

me and the Hooray Henry Kensers Massive run ting, you dig?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:03, Reply)

we could meet him - and murder him!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:57, Reply)

i prefer the idea of keeping him alive and selling him for spare parts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:00, Reply)

I'm going to Kensington this Saturday
Olympia, though, which probably doesn't count.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:00, Reply)

that is alarmingly near where i live
I will wave at you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:05, Reply)

I will be the one in a flat cap, shiney trousers, smoking a dog end with a whippet on a string
Being a Northerner, like...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:08, Reply)

can i wave too? id really like to wave

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:08, Reply)

I always wave at mongs

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:10, Reply)

*waves enthusiastically*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Where is this based?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:54, Reply)

Leeds.
In the legal district.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:55, Reply)

Yes. Where?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:55, Reply)

I am not naming the company on here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:56, Reply)

Give it a week and Battered will lift the details from your LinkedIn profile.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:58, Reply)

not again!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:59, Reply)

Didn't expect you to
But "The Legal District" covers a couple of square miles between Park Row, Wellington Street, Hanover Street and East Parade.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:59, Reply)

it's on Wellington Street

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:00, Reply)

Handy for the other Leeds Brewery Tap then.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:05, Reply)

where is that?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:06, Reply)

Used to be a strip club - think it's called West Riding now

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:09, Reply)

dunno where that is soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Near Wellington St

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:14, Reply)

cheers m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:15, Reply)

Huge number of criminals in Leeds, ergo -big legal district.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:00, Reply)

There's also a huge illegal district

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:06, Reply)

Harehills

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:06, Reply)