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Spirit animals? Get fucked!Let's have a what you doing tonight who's still at work who's going home dinner television drinking thread or saink yeah?
Yeah.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:28,
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work til about 8.30then comedy at the soho theatre. at least, it had better be funny.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:34,
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I'm going to neck a load of painkillers and go to sleep :)(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:36,
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I'm on the train! Like I am for hours everyday!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:38,
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I've just arrived at the pub \0/(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:42,
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Good chap. I am not going to the pub all week!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:43,
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I'm only being gay during the Winter Olympics #sotchi #benders(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:49,
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I've been at home all day.I am going out shortly, though.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:01,
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Home nowCurry and wine later. May watch Top gear on iPlayer. Rock and/or roll!
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Too slim, too young and the wrong type of swordOther than those - spot on!
Oh, my G/F is a lot slimmer than me*
*not difficult
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I think it's frog and swipe(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:38,
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i look alot older than that chapplus im not a huge big fat bastard
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:40,
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He's paid a lot of money for that swordMoney he could have spent on better fitting trousers.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:45,
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COOL THREAD BRO!Needs more Spirit Animals.
Im in work for another 45 then off home. Chilled night, cooking Spanish Chicken with spring onion mash. Nice.
I don;t really drink through the week. Im not a Godless heathen.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:01,
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No one knew what your daft spirit animals were jaysum(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:09,
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u shud hv linkd at da start ov da thred not harf wai down u nit(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:12,
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I keep forgetting I'm among butch men who won't know dat shit(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:16,
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Hey! im butch,remember my face???? BUTCH(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:23,
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I'm not butch in the slightestI look like a failed farmer.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:33,
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Getting on like hand and blisterI'm more thinking of Bo Diddley though.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:49,
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Bloody hell lad what hours do you have to work?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:31,
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trying to choose a restaurant to take a client toman there is SO MUCH CHOICE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:17,
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Shes always taking other men out Jay, I dont think i can trust her(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:25,
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I'd be checking her phone, emials, receipts, the lot.By nature women are sneaky, untrustworthy creatures.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:29,
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she keeps letting me see her texts instead of over reacting and hiding them from me. its infuriating when all im trying to do is wind her up.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:31,
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Come home smelling of perfume, that'll teach her(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:45,
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i'm sure my eagle eye clocked a DELETION here(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:51,
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yeah i meant to edit and i deleted instead - you know why(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:52,
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awww man! i bet they are all about 60 too :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:32,
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verySummer do as well as Xmas do. They take all the staff down to Kensington and get them pissed. Exam bonuses. Pension. More money. More technical than my current role.
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good stuff, i hope i get a good job one day!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:53,
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only if you want something that is over 120kw, like you get in factories and offices(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:56,
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well im sorry you dont live in a commercial property(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:58,
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i live in an assisted living studio apartment because of my low mental capacity(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:00,
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i share my toilet with the other residents and there isnt a lock on the door(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:03,
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im having new polystyrene ceiling tiles put in(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:09,
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i hope they ban him from kensingtonhe's gone to ridiculous efforts to stalk me :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:55,
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well, calling it "kensers" is a great place to start(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:00,
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i prefer the idea of keeping him alive and selling him for spare parts(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:00,
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I'm going to Kensington this SaturdayOlympia, though, which probably doesn't count.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:00,
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that is alarmingly near where i liveI will wave at you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:05,
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I will be the one in a flat cap, shiney trousers, smoking a dog end with a whippet on a stringBeing a Northerner, like...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:08,
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Give it a week and Battered will lift the details from your LinkedIn profile.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:58,
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Didn't expect you toBut "The Legal District" covers a couple of square miles between Park Row, Wellington Street, Hanover Street and East Parade.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:59,
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Handy for the other Leeds Brewery Tap then.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:05,
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Used to be a strip club - think it's called West Riding now(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:09,
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Huge number of criminals in Leeds, ergo -big legal district. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:00,
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There's also a huge illegal district (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:06,
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off to see the rubberbandits nowget great reviews, I am excite.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:51,
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I heard that everyone I know is more relevant than everyone you know.(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:56, Reply)
i heard that all the relevant people you know arent real, up to and including 'mrs dozer'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:59,
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yeah, but at least it's not an imaginary one(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:05,
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A few people may say it's sweet he's renamed his hamster as 'Mrs Dozer'.Most people would think it's rather strange.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:05,
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How do we even know if grace is real?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:14,
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having an imaginary hamster would be seriously weird, even for dozer(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:15,
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I just don't know what to believe any more(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:16,
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im gonna have to have a rethink about everything i thought i knew(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:17,
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So who's that tubby ginger girl she keeps on posting pictures of?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:20,
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Sound like Jay doing a Phil Cool impression. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:52,
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I'm cooking toad-in-the-hole with roasted tomatoes & steamed spinach. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:56,
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make it a glamorgan veggie sausage (not a crap fake meat one)and swap the tomatoes for onions and mushrooms, and i'll consider eating it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:01,
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www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/glamorgan_sausages_with_64911
I was being silly, but actually they look fucking nom
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:02,
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Yes, but not encased as a faux sausage. Sausages need meat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:06,
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these aren't really fake sausages, they are just nommy cheese shaped like a sausage. more a croquette really.not like those dreadful linda McCartney things, which I wouldn't feed to dozer's hamster
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:07,
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Decent spanish croquette are ace. You've reminded me I haven't had tapas for yonks. I now need to rectify this; baby squid cooked in their own ink FTW.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:09,
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Thought you'd prefer frog-in-your-hole.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:02,
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you didn't think at all, that's your problemdo you and rakky fancy popping up to this here London for a party?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:03,
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i thought march some time? get everyone round for a few nibbles and beers, then hit the pub? you guys can crash at mine and then do sunday lunch too??(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:04,
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I have Stunned coming to visit in March (22nd) and we are busy the weekend beforeYou could always head west.
We were debating resturants today, the following are in the frame;
www.meluha.co.uk/ for the tasting menu and www.wilksrestaurant.co.uk/ for Sunday lunch.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:09,
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Wilks. As an Emmerdale tribute.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:15,
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The indian has got some good reviews as well.Just need to find people who don't mind shelling out forty-five quid.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:34,
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The Indian in the old stock exchange we went to is brilliant. I won't be attending Jeffstock 3; micro is with me that weekend.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:36,
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Stunned keeps moving the date anyway!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:37,
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a sandwich is proper food, people eat them EVERYDAY(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:07,
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I ate a sandwich todayTrue story.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:13,
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Probably eat another one tomorrow n all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:15,
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oh, im probably having sausage and mash :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:16,
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thats cool I'll have a proper dinner in the evening again(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:18,
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oh ok then, i will probably just have that at lunchtime and skip the evening one if thats alright(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:20,
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I'm glad we had this chat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:21,
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im not, i tell you what though, im glad tuib#1 has shown up, everything is better now(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:23,
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