Stephen is an odd name for a goat.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:29, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Giving names to animals is an odd concept

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)

My friend has a dog called Oliver, which I find odd.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:30, Reply)

I have an imaginary hamster named Grace

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:33, Reply)

GRACE FTW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:34, Reply)

she asks to come out and play in the morning
She always looks disappointed when I go out to work :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)

you know it's a hamster, right?
it's incapable of feeling disappointment, or any other emotion except:

1 can it eat me?
2 can I eat it?
3 if the answer to 1 and 2 is no, can I hump it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:49, Reply)

she definitely gets excited about stuff
And hamsters do have emotions, you can tell depressed hamsters from happy ones.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)

please re-read this statement
and think very long and very hard about your life
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:04, Reply)

What would "mrs dozer" say?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Ours is called fucking shit for brains.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:33, Reply)

You named it after you?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:34, Reply)

we named the dog Indiana!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Lols!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)