True Facts...

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.


2. All idiots, after reading the first 'fact', will try it.


3. And discover that the first 'fact' is a lie.


Why post this shite? Because I just recieved it in an email...and I fell for it, so I wanted to see if anybody else would too...while we wait for the next QOTW.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:03, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

sigh
next you will be saying that its impossible to bite your own shoulder.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:04, Reply)

Pooflake
I'm a bit worried about you.
( thealternativefact, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:05, Reply)

I just recieved an email
of men in kilts in windy conditions...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:06, Reply)

You want FACTS?
I heard that Bruce Lee's pride and joy was his collection of pressed wild flowers. One day, when he was in Kowloon, just inside Hong Kong, a PLA border guard flicked a cigarette that burned a daisy Bruce had his eye on. Bruce simply trembled slightly and lobomotised eight divisions of the Red Guard through the percussive effect. He only accepted Red China's apology when Chairman Mao finally dressed up as Widow Twankey and performed a one-man pantomime of Aladdin for Bruce's pleasure.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:07, Reply)

^^I'd heard that...

100% fact
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:08, Reply)

also
Stan Laurel is Clint Eastwood's dad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:11, Reply)

Chuck Norris
Dated Yoko Ono.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:13, Reply)

I thought his dad was
macaulay culkin?
(dchurch bah, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:13, Reply)

It's possible to
eat 4 kilograms of toenail clippings without being full up.
(dchurch bah, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:14, Reply)

For that matter...
Bruce Lee, for all his many strengths, was not very expressive in English. And why should he be? He didn't leave Hong Kong for the US until he was 21 and had no formal schooling.

He did sometimes mangle his verb tenses and screw up his subject-object agreements. Once, in 1967, the milkman left two cartons of skimmed milk and a pint of cottage cheese when Bruce had specifically told him FULL milk and NO cheese. Bruce immediately sat down and wrote him a long, angry note. Chuck Norris had a quick glance at it and though he knew it was gibberish he didn't say anything when Bruce left it on the doormat.

Well, it so happened that milkman was Allan Ginsberg who took the note and, without changing a word, published it as his poem 'Howl', perhaps the most famous verse of the Beat Generation. Later Bruce stuffed a whole Aberdeen Angus cow wearing samurai armor up Ginsberg's arse 'for plagiarism'.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:14, Reply)

Chickens
cannot eat their own droppings without the need to drop an egg first.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:18, Reply)

do you think
you could touch all of someone else's teeth with your tongue?

I also once convinced someone that Al Capone's real first name was Colin

and later that same day we were playing Trivial Pursuit (rockin' student lifestyle) and a question came up asking what his name was....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:20, Reply)

I reckon you could
If it was a small child...
( Cawl, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:21, Reply)

@Pf
I just did it as well.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 7:14, Reply)