alright batts
what are you working on?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:45, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

His second bottle of red, probably.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)

If only...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:47, Reply)

Bit of KP*G, also a bit of a retail acquisition, bit of sticking pins in a voodoo doll of my ex.
How's Winchester? I loved living there - long time ago though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:47, Reply)

quiet, almost too quiet...
to be fair mrs ape isn't up to much and we've not found a cheap, reliable baby sitter.

I have to say, poor micro, but could have happened to anyone really.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:51, Reply)

It could have happened, but it was avoidable if my ex had realised the stairs were too steep, too wet & there were too many of them (flight of about 40 steps). I would never have let micro walk up them without her holding on to me.
Think you'll settle down there?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)

Maybe, probably more in the country. In time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)

In other news, ask Swipe for details of her family place in Cornwall. Looks ideal for a young family. I will be arranging to stay there with micro this year.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:14, Reply)

To be fair, Joseph Fritzl's cellar was given the same description and look how that turned out.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:16, Reply)

A great holiday destination I never had the opportunity to try.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:16, Reply)

Calm down Bartleby...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)

Also, cooking this:
www.marthastewart.com/326825/pan-roasted-chicken-with-spinach-and-sma
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)

sma?
Powdered baby milk?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:52, Reply)

i fucking love mash potato mixed with some butter sweated leeks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:52, Reply)

is she still in jail?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:52, Reply)

Don't think so, but couldn't care less; the recipe is good regardless.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:57, Reply)