I'd cancel their fucking passports and driving licences too.
Burn their birth certificates if they are in our possession. Take the BBC off the airwaves in Scotland and block mobile phone frequencies that aren't going to be theirs or charge massive roaming fees obv.

I'd like to see them set up a state over night from scratch.

All of this for 5m people? 3 times that live within the M25.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Couldn't we round up all the ex-pat Scots and send 'em all back too?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)

yeah!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:43, Reply)

I'd certainly make all of you apply for residency until your EU membership was complete.
Which, btw, I'd veto.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:45, Reply)

^ this ^
oooh Scotland's so great, it's so lovely, it's so great and lovely that I fecked off as soon as I could.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:47, Reply)

It does all seem a bit pointless to me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:44, Reply)