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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My throat feels like I've been gargling with hot lava and razorblades
and I possess a cough that could strip bark from a tree. It's fucking great.

/May not actually be fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:08, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Need a sick note?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:10, Reply)
Nah, back at work tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:13, Reply)
:(
What have you got to lubricate it?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:12, Reply)
I'll be attacking the night nurse later.
I should have bought in some cans of Murphy's, I find that soothes it nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:14, Reply)
bit harsh, she's only trying to help.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:16, Reply)
She's an odd colour and smells funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)

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