the person who used the cash dispenser before me had left a tenner in it.
So a stranger paid for my trip to the pub last night.

Which was nice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:34, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

well done for handing it in, like an honest human being

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)

it's only a tenner innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)

yeah because stealing small amounts of money is fine innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Yes

( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Fuck that.
If you are stupid enough to leave it hanging there.

I found £200 once in Dartford. I saw the bloke who withdrew it checking his pockets and did a runner. Fuck him.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)

well yer
It was a cashpoint in a shop, it was just there in the drawer.

Silly fecker shouldn't have left it there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:39, Reply)

i left £100 in the cashpoint one night, in a deserted dark tesco car park
this enormous dude came up behind me and tapped my shoulder; I shat myself until he handed me the cash and said, "you forgot this."

AND I've handed in 2 cards where the morons somehow left their accounts wide open with the machine asking how much I wanted to withdraw. I cancelled the transactions and shoved the cards through the door of the bank. how is that even possible?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:43, Reply)

mug

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:51, Reply)

in my defence
I was rather drunk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:54, Reply)