Yesterday I went to an utter shit "diner" and had the extra large breakfast
3 sausage 3 egg 3 bacon 4 toast, fried potato slices, and beans.

No mushrooms or fried bread or black pudding or hogs pudding or tomato. Fucking shit. Extra large? Bollocks! After I ate that I managed to eat my wifes left over egg, sausage and chips.
( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:44, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

urrrrrgh, leftovers are gross

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:45, Reply)

I'm not talking left over from the night before, leftover from her eating it 30 seconds previously.

( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)

still gross. all that fork action, going in and out, all the bits of leftover food getting all over itself.
shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Says the person that HPCIHM.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:55, Reply)

1. It was a whole egg, whole sausage and an untouched portion of chips. 2 She's my wife and I have had her tongue in my mouth.
and probably most importantly 3. you HPCCIYM
( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:58, Reply)

fried potato slice?
Is that a tattie scone?

I do love fried tattie scone.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)

And when your people are emancipated you can eat it to your
heart's content within the confines of your sovereign currency free borders.

#eventheeuthinksyouareghastly
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:51, Reply)

excellent hashtagging there.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)

square sausage FTW

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Not a great week for Salmond.
I love his "LALALA I'M NOT LISTENING" response.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:54, Reply)

yeah it's not going very well for him, is it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:56, Reply)

"We'll use the Pound!"
"No you won't"
"Bullies!"

"We'll be able to stay in the EU!"
"No you won't"
"Bollocks!"

Sound political discourse, there.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:58, Reply)

President of the EU: They can't just join. All the other members have to agree it.
Salmond: That's bollocks!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:57, Reply)

For me the whole independence debate is totally overshadowed
by the desire to rid the world of his slimy, fake-smiley, smug cunt visage forever.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Well, this whole debacle is showing him up to be a completely useless politician
so I suppose there's a chance he'll be sacked by his own party.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:59, Reply)

When they lose (and they will) his political career will be over.

( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:01, Reply)

It'll be interesting to see how many people vote yes
purely because it'll be only those with their heads up their William Wallace loving arses that will, now.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:04, Reply)

I love the fact that they had to put that shit Mel Gibson lookalike statue in a cage to stop it getting vandalized
FREEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!
( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Oh most definitely this.
A fat, smug, racist cunt.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)

^^TGGI

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)

it's a click from me
in fact feck it, I've clicked it TWICE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:53, Reply)

No, like thick crisps. Bit shit

( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:51, Reply)