No I don't run.
I'm sure that pedometers on iPods do work, but as a tip, don't bore the shit out of your friends by posting the details of EVERY FUCKING RUN on Facebook.

Alt: Football, basketball, cricket.

AltAlt: My kids aren't shit at anything. The things that they were meh at they've worked on and got better at. It's not fucking difficult really, is it?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

haha I am far far too inept at running for that
swipe has managed to run one mile without dying and has diverted into the pub to celebrate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

the pub Greggs

If that isn't bad enough, it's the fuckwits who add a commentary like "really hard going today" - well if it wasn't love, you're doing it fucking wrong.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Terrible bullying of sportscow here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Yeah well one things for certain
he's not going to run all the way up here to sort me out.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

He might, them Scousers love a fight.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Oh no she di'ent!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:01, Reply)