I am sorry for your pain and am here for you at this most difficult time xx
Have you proposed yet?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:54, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

No mate,
I'm sort of in this weird limbo, where I know it's time, but I can't find the perfect time. I think I might have to accept that the perfect time may never come and just get on with it.

How is the wee bairn?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:11, Reply)

Make it nice and romantic. Women love this shit and she will be telling the tale for the rest of your life!
Surprise is the key, not the right moment.

Do it now, via facetime!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:12, Reply)

Or you could put the ring in a wrap like I did
Not very romantic but it worked.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:16, Reply)

I'd drop it in a glass of soda water after.
That's pretty much a choking hazard.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)

in a wrap?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:23, Reply)

or beat boxin' - your choice

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:28, Reply)

Of finest Columbian marching powder

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:37, Reply)

well, she'll definitely be surprised,
as i've always been very much anti-marriage.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:24, Reply)

oH AYE, SHE COME INTO SOME MONEY?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:33, Reply)

nope, just did some thinking,
and realised that i kind of liked the idea that what i know to be true, can be celebrated in a serious way. you know, it's just, i love this girl, and we're probably going to be together for fucking ages if not forever, so why not have a party and celebrate how great we are together. it all kid of clicked a few weeks back, and i spent a huge amount of time trying to get her ring size without making it obvious, and then spend even more ages picking out a ring, and every little detail of the process made me happier and more excited about the whole thing, and now i'm itching to give her the bloody thing becuase i know she'll love it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:36, Reply)

Awww. My ovaries twitched there.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:39, Reply)

yeah, i'm aware of how sickeningly saccarin the whole thing is,
but i can't help myself.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:42, Reply)

I carved my proposal in the snow in the back garden.
Still sounds like a poor euphemism years later.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:27, Reply)

was it yellow snow?
that would have been impressive
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:30, Reply)

Brown. I'd had a curry the night before.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:34, Reply)

smart arse

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:35, Reply)

Shart arse

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:40, Reply)

Let's call the whole thing off.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:40, Reply)

She's great thanks. On great form.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:26, Reply)

good,
i'm gonna be honest b, the whole kid thing is becoming tempting to me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:27, Reply)

DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.DO IT.
Best thing I have ever done or am ever likely to do. I was against the idea until I was about 35, now I regret not having become a dad earlier in my life.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:29, Reply)

well, without a womb of my own, gonna have to persuade lady pig, but it's possible.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:30, Reply)