Best chat = Guitar chat
Worst chat = TV chat like most of the vacuous bints in my office engage in incessantly.
Alt: I keep secrets well, if you tell me to keep it secret it'll stay with me to the grave.
Altalt: Hottest bath you can stand followed by hard massage to the achey bits, followed by sleep.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:12, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Alt: That's not that long a time to keep a secret for

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)

We hope.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:19, Reply)

I suppose you'd sit back and laugh if CP was raped and subsequently committed suicide in a secure institution?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)

I think we all would

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Stock reply
I've been your age sonny, there ain't no guarantee you'll reach mine.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)