I takes me about half an hour to drink my large scalding hot black coffee
So I would say 45-1hr was acceptable before buying another drink. That said I have never taken a laptop to a coffee shop. The Barista in my local costa (yes Cornwall has Costa swipe you sarcastic, fucking ginger, fat, psycho, cunt!) fancies me so I can do what I like and always get a smile. My wife hates her because she always grins at me and plays with her hair and stuff ahahahaha. Anyway I don't care.

Oh yeah smart drugs. I doubt they fucking work, aren't most Cambridge toffs off there posh little tits on Bolivian marching powder anyway?
( Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 15:20, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Do you tip her well?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Tip, in Costa? fuck off they earn more than most people in Cornwall

( Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Or was it a sex joke? If so then YES she gets the tip AND the shaft!

( Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 15:23, Reply)

gonna need a bigger tip

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 15:24, Reply)

I only notice when somebody's flirting if the mrs starts getting jealous.
She's well useful to have around.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 15:32, Reply)

I flirt without even noticing I'm doing it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)

Apparently I am a GILF magnet
My missus is always going on about middle aged women flirting with me.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 15:55, Reply)