he is a lovely bloke who comes with the elusive monty boyce seal of approval

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:35, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I need some kind of antique badge

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)

I think you need to charge more for your gummy blowjobs.
Monty gave you the seal of approval because you were cheaper that Gumgadin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)

we were lol'ing at that last night
he gets so upset about it, his little face is a picture.

I don't think he likes to think he looks like the kind of punter who is seeking an inter-racial gob job at 7am.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Get him a Greggs hat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)

don't we all though?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)

But I want him to come again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Well played.
Click.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)

*golf clap*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)