On avon or the one near that there London*
*Which would be twinned with Kabul if the mayor of Kabul hadn't objected
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:36, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

London but I'm not there now as the train is moving*
*shut up captain bollockhead
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:37, Reply)

So you're travelling out of London?
Good move.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:39, Reply)

It's called commuting thousands of people do it everyday!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:41, Reply)

Travelling out of London? Thousands of people?
Excellent! If only they didn't have to go there in the first place.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:45, Reply)

It's certainly no place for bollockheads, captain bollockhead

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)

Worked there for two years

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:49, Reply)

+ until the Bollockhead rule was implemented.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:51, Reply)

I had hair then

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:52, Reply)

Bollock hair. On your bollock head.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:52, Reply)

You'd still lick either
Bollocks or head
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:04, Reply)

Classic captain bollockhead!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:05, Reply)

Just lick it, bitch

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:07, Reply)

Did you get fired because they discovered you have a bollock for a head?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:51, Reply)

No, I left
Couldn't stand dealing with any more interior designers waffling on about 'qualities of light and space' while cramming more & more phone drones into smaller and smaller offices.
Cunts
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:54, Reply)

And they banned bollockheads.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Of course that's what happened, I honestly believe that it was nothing to do with your bollockhead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:56, Reply)

Can I just say that 'Captain Bollockhead' is really quite amusing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:44, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:44, Reply)

Please do.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)

YES.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)

It's like there is a team of Bollockheads and they have a leader.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:47, Reply)

And that leader isn't Ian Dury.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)

well, they did always tell him to wear a sack over his head

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)

captain placid fingers kids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Have you SEEN my fingers?
They'd burst. Unless they were your kids, in which case they'd be used to it.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:58, Reply)

Children are scared of you because your head looks like a bollock.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:59, Reply)

sounds like a red dwarf quote
this isn't necessarily a good thing
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:59, Reply)