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	Bollockhead.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:39,
	
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	Proper Friday night thread. 
 	Good man.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:41,
	
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	It's like Dozer saying 'alright' only more cutting edge. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:43,
	
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	Sez you!
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:45,
	
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	I do.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:46,
	
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	Ovary-eyes
 	Am I doing this right?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:59,
	
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	fallopian feet
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:06,
	
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	You not heading over the bridge next month?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:07,
	
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	nah, you booked me too late
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:13,
	
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	What was Stunned coming down for a drink now has more people.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:15,
	
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	but done on the wrong day to have the star of the show - me - there
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:17,
	
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	I think he did it on purpose 
 	He must really hate you
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:21,
	
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	i no :'(
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:23,
	
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	and the way he keeps mentioning it all the time....talk about salt in the wound
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:23,
	
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	I'm a right cunt.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:24,
	
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	^ what he said ^
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:26,
	
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	Cunt buddies!
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:28,
	
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	Axewound Amigos!
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:29,
	
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	Fleetwood Mac's less........
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:08,
	
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	Just read the last thread excellent work
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:15,
	
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	Bollockhead.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:16,
	
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	Placid balls
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:17,
	
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	Farting in front of the telly
 	
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	You should see a GP.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:14,
	
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	+ a real one
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:15,
	
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	Real GP, not a real Doctor.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:16,
	
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	real guinea pig
 	or General Pause (as used in orchestral notation)
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:17,
	
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	needs MOAR Genetic Programming 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:20,
	
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	so do you
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:21,
	
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	I noes it seems that having a bollockshaped head is all the rage now :(
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:22,
	
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	Head of a bollock
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:27,
	
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	What like a re-run of the Monaco GP?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:18,
	
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	Deffo.
 	Is your boy likely to make the squad foe the next Olympics?
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:23,
	
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	He's currently on NRFC books till he's 18 
 	so I'm letting him decide what he wants to do.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:25,
	
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	What is NRFC?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:26,
	
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	this
 	en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nottingham_R.F.C.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:28,
	
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	Why is the logo a bloke crying with an arrow through his eye?
 	
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	nottingham is pretty rough
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:33,
	
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	I think it's the oldest rugby club in the country and was probably started by Harold Godwinson
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:40,
	
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	What nothing? :(
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:45,
	
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	If they are the oldest
 	Who did they play to start with?
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:45,
	
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	The French hahaha
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:45,
	
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	I have it on.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:46,
	
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	Yeah, but Harold Godwinson was the Harold that got shot in the eye with an arrow in 1066
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:49,
	
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	I decided not to watch it
 	I do hope the Welsh are battering them
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:50,
	
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	27-6 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:51,
	
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	OUCH
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:52,
	
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	Thank god for that.
 	I feared you'd parented one of those 'league' benders.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:33,
	
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	I have manly spunk thank you very much
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:40,
	
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	Is the ex expecting? 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:44,
	
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	Not EXactly
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:44,
	
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	But you've got your nuts wet, yes?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:45,
	
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	Nahhhhhhh, it was all smoke and mirrors
 	Turns out she only got in contact with me let me know that she's now married and happy, I kinda feel sorry for him.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:47,
	
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	Never mind.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:51,
	
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 	never Gonad
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:55,
	
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	Eveninh hh.
 	
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	What's up Doc?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:57,
	
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	Watching the box slightly inebriated. Wet dog is looking at me. I have crisps. You?
 	
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	I seem to have a lack of wet dogs and crisps
 	I have two wet Turtles do they count?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:02,
	
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	They could, yes.  My dog has been sitting in the rain. Fucking stupid brute. Turtles are good though.
 	
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	I was given one last fathers day* and inherited another one just before  Christmas
 	They are actually really cool
 *Totally unexpected
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:09,
	
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	awaits reckoning reptile puns
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:07,
	
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	Good present.
 	I got a handmade card for Fathers' Day. It was ok :) Shes only 3 though
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	Bless...the old pasta and glitter stuck to a bit of card
 	make the most of it they grow up far to fast
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:15,
	
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	This was a picture of the dog done in poster paints.
 	It's still on the fridge. How old is yours? Child, not fridge.
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	What the fuck have you got against my fridge?
 	Ohhh the nippers 16 in just over a month
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:20,
	
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	Cool. I want he to stay this age she's great.
 	
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	I HATE WHEN THE WRITING GETS ALL PUSHED ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THE PAGE
 	Please continue back over on the left
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:31,
	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:08,
	
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	^ This guy knows his apples, thats for sure ^
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:09,
	
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	you know what, i have no idea what captain placid looks likes, let's say for the sake of argument he looks like this, yeah?
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:11,
	
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	I fear that the truth is far worse I'm afraid
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:12,
	
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	^stLker^
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:19,
	
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	Wait I dont hoard any pictures of posters on here and display them at a moments notice
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:21,
	
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	^BOLLOCK HEAD^
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:22,
	
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	Bollockhead! !!!!
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:18,
	
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	captain placid fingers kids
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:26,
	
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	Which one of his daughters would you finger bang?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:26,
	
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	all of the preteen ones
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:29,
	
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	I thought for a moment you wrote pretty ones
 	in which case you would be out of luck
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:30,
	
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	nah, CPPTHC all the way for mega lolz xx
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:33,
	
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	CPPTHC?
 	Captain Placid Plays the Harpsichord?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:38,
	
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