I AM PAUL AND I SELL BISCUITS IN MY MONDEO
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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I VANT A VISCOUNT

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)

10% Viscount on your first order

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:55, Reply)

stop hobnobbing with my customers!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:58, Reply)

That's rich (tea) coming from you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:59, Reply)

be nice

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:00, Reply)

your name's Paul?
I thought it was Gary(baldi).
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:02, Reply)

gary pauldi

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:02, Reply)

This is getting bourbon now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:07, Reply)

I'm just going away for a few minutes (wafer)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Very good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Cor!
At the supermarket this weekend I walked into the smallest queue only to find the checkout girl working her way through the War and Peace of discount voucher stacks. I like a good bargain but draw the line at buying the sun to get 5p off a tub of Kerrygold
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)

how much for the digestives?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:08, Reply)

TRADE ONLY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)

I'll give you a couple of toffee crisps in trade then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)