so greece is seeking another bail-out
should they get it?

alt: so the uk's most popular baby names are harry, Amelia, oliver and Olivia. do you like your name? is it unusual or are you one of the crowd? and what about pets? should they have people names or animal names?

altalt: LUNCH? lusty has picked falafel, so we're off for bowlfuls of tasty falafel and salads.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:37, 88 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I AM PAUL AND I SELL BISCUITS IN MY MONDEO
/ac
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:38, Reply)

I VANT A VISCOUNT

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)

10% Viscount on your first order

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:55, Reply)

stop hobnobbing with my customers!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:58, Reply)

That's rich (tea) coming from you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:59, Reply)

be nice

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:00, Reply)

your name's Paul?
I thought it was Gary(baldi).
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:02, Reply)

gary pauldi

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:02, Reply)

This is getting bourbon now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:07, Reply)

I'm just going away for a few minutes (wafer)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Very good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Cor!
At the supermarket this weekend I walked into the smallest queue only to find the checkout girl working her way through the War and Peace of discount voucher stacks. I like a good bargain but draw the line at buying the sun to get 5p off a tub of Kerrygold
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)

how much for the digestives?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:08, Reply)

TRADE ONLY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)

I'll give you a couple of toffee crisps in trade then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)

No.
alt. Yes. both.

altalt. Sri Lankan chicken soup
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:43, Reply)

yes
My name is acceptable, and I am 'in favour' of animals being given human names.

Just had a three item meal deal.

Alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:43, Reply)

it's all kicking off on /board
anyone else got some spite they want to offload?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:47, Reply)

i don't think i've ever been on board
mind you, i'd been posting on qotw for about 6 years before I even realised talk existed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:51, Reply)

spitehighly suspect 'erotica'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:59, Reply)

If I had a dog I'd call it Dog but pronounce it with a soft G.
Alt: sausage and black pudding wrap with salad, baby - absolutely delicious!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:53, Reply)

you're the funniest man on the internet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)

And you're the most accountancy man on the internet.
Who said I'm trying to be funny? I leave that to the likes of Monty.

I'm just interacting. I'm not one of those people who's always trying to be well lol.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:56, Reply)

I ent no accountant.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Yer.
You are, though.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Fuck 'em, no
Alt:
My name is stupidly common. I've met at least 7 or 8 of me. I once went to the dentists and my name got called and two of us stood up.

AltAlt:
Chicken sarnie from yesterday's dinner.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:57, Reply)

A name should suit a dog.
Ours was called Sebastian when we got him but he's now Charlie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:58, Reply)

if I had a dog id call it paul after me or dave after me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:00, Reply)

A red setter?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:00, Reply)

or any yappy annoying one

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:01, Reply)

*dogs called Charlie 5's*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:07, Reply)

King Charles spaniel innit
He looks like a charlie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:07, Reply)

my missus just wanted to call him charlie
I liked the name the rescue centre gave him "Dog54"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Yes!
That would be Agent 47's dog
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)

TGGI ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)

I'm not bothered about my name, I've had it for 40 years, so I certainly won't be changing it.
Choosing a name for micro was difficult.

Altalt: chicken liver pate on toast.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:59, Reply)

He had no trouble at all choosing a name for my daughter
My son's name was really hard to agree one though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Alt: I like my name, it's unusual enough for me to know that people are talking to me when they say my name, 90% of the time
AltAlt: Home made chilli, a bit fucking good, if I do say so myself.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:01, Reply)

the most exciting man on the internet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:02, Reply)

If you say so

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Happy with Henderson now?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Aye, he's come on leaps and bounds this season
His energy and enthusiasm are the strongest parts of his game at the minute, he would never have scored that second goal last season, as he wouldn't have chased up the ball on the off chance of a follow up.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)

I like him
He's a proper 100%-er
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)

I'm swiftly becoming fonder of him

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:54, Reply)

coming from dozer, this is like the kid with downs calling the kid with cerebral palsy a "mong"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Yes. Germany owes them for allowing the weaker nations to undervalue the euro lowering the cost of their exports
alt: my name is fairly ordinary, but my parents would of named me something altogether weird if I came out of the female persuasion.

alt alt: cheese sandwich
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:07, Reply)

I like Greece, they can stay.
Of course, if they just paid their taxes instead of running the country on backhanders, they might be in better shape. Nobody listens to me, though.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)

cheelisaws?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)

As part of the Euro then yes they should get another bail out,
Whether they should have been admitted in the first place is a different situation.

Alt I am generally know by my surname but my first name is ok... That said just about everyone I have met with the same name is within a year or 2 of my age so it must have had a bit of a flurry.

Altalt eating is cheating
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)

LOL
www.b3ta.com/talk/7717890
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)

you buggers.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:27, Reply)

No
YOUN BUGGERS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)

altalt: ham and coleslaw and jellypeno mayo sandwich and crisps
followed by one of my 4 toffee crisps for £1 from Tesco.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)

I'm no economist, but if it stabilises the Euro zone then I guess it's necessary.
Alt: That which we call tangledupinblue, by any other name would smell as bad.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:28, Reply)

Yak's milk really does stink though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)

doff thy name ,And for that name which is no part of thee

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)

*takes all of Bonzo*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:54, Reply)

+up to the back wheels

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Zounds!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)

No
that Travolta chap seems plenty rich enough as it is.

alt: I have a normal name, it's ok, there were a fair few at school so must have been popular at some point.

Animals can be any name you wouldn't feel like a dick shouting across a field when calling it.....

altalt: steak pie and chips
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)

not animals get names anyway
both our budgies were stubbornly convinced that "joey" and "beaky" were how you said hello.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)

yeah, my fish never come when I call them, either.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)

My mate has a dog called Phish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Is it a Huss-ky?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:20, Reply)

i can't believe your dog was called sebastian to start with
just when you thought he couldn't get any more bent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)

INORITE
Charlie is proper manly after that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Also
The dozy fuck got his paw stuck in his ear the other day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:24, Reply)

First gayness and now incest

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)

hahaha
HOW? this is an animal that would not survive in the wild.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Long hairy ears with a "tat" in
Claw got stuck
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)

He uses it to trick people into handing over their bank details?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Oh, one of them Nigerian terriers

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)

ankle bomber

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

INFIDEL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Where the fuck is everyone?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)

*shrugs shoulders* Dunno?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)

I think everyone has put me on 2.0 today

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:30, Reply)

2.0 is for cunts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

*ignores*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

WAAAAAAAAMBULANCE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)

I don't know what this says because I have ignored you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

^^^^this

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)