First class to Hull please
I find it strange that the Chinese are doing quite well in the Olympic swimming.






They weren't so good in Morecambe.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 16:25, 8 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

*grins*
Remind me to buy you a drink on the 23rd, classy stuff.
( Cawl, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 16:26, Reply)

Perhaps
There is a lack of cockles to chase in Beijing, so they have more concentration
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 16:27, Reply)

Ooh Captain P
Too harsh.

not unfunny though...
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 16:34, Reply)

QOTWjack
Mon Capt :)

Where's my ignore list? I accidentally ignored Petit Chien :(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 16:40, Reply)

This post makes me very sad indeed





that I won't be able to meet Captain Placid on 23rd August as he's been one of my favourite posters for a good long while now.
:(
( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 17:04, Reply)

hahaha
we had a load of chinese people turned up at the footie on tuesday night by minivans, my mate turned round to me while we were hanging around outside the ground and said

"didn't realise we were playing Morecambe!"
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 17:09, Reply)

Your very bad.
Your good but your also very bad : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 19:17, Reply)

It's precisely...

this vile, disgusting, bad taste, sorrowful excuse for 'humour' that reminds me why we get on so well...

That...and the fact that you have some simply lurvely guitars...and you are able to protect me when fellow pub dwellers disapprove of our choice of songs and 'Belmers' jokes...

But seriously though...don't diss the Chinese...If it wasn't for those lovely folk I wouldn't have the maahooosive (but happy) belly I now proudly sport.

Save me a seat on the train to Hull
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 20:46, Reply)