I am indeed
Sportscow present, correct and reporting for duty

Alt:
I have seeds for onions, carrots, beetroot and courgettes

AltAlt:
I'm outraged at the lack of milk in the Cow household. Therefore I am currently cooking toast

I am indeed stupid. 5 mile run last night = John Wayne impression today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:03, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

have feel the need, the need for

#TOPGUNBANTZ
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:04, Reply)

#calmdowngoose

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)

That was N-ICEMAN

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)

RECIPE PLEASE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:09, Reply)

*putsbreadintoaster*
MYRAYCULL = toast.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:10, Reply)

1. Toast bread

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Bit complicated. I won't try that at home.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Try it
Its a taste sensation!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I'm no Ainsley Harriot mate,
Apart from being black obv.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:19, Reply)

And irritating.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:20, Reply)

But mainly a coon.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)

*pricks with fork*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Also I add condiments to my food with a ridiculously camp flourish.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)

I do hope you sing as you add olive oil to a pan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)

i'veblownia

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I'm strong to the finish, 'cause I eats me Spinach

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:24, Reply)

I'm nig-nog the cooking slave, peep peep.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:26, Reply)

haha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:30, Reply)

I can't stands no moresk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Calm down, Percy Savile.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:23, Reply)