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Yo! Morning.
Who's up for a day of #TOPBANTS and petty squabbles?
Alt: I have a new bag, what do you have?
Altalt: Cor! I expect something has happened in the news, let's have some hair brained, half baked, idiotic chat about that thing that happened that you are outraged about.
God, you're stupid
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 7:48,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 7:54,
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yeah
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:05,
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cool beanz brattah
Marcus Intalex is playing in town on Friday, might pop along innit.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:07,
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NO ONE BUT YOU GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR MATE MARCUS INTERCOURSE!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:08,
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Go and show your face at least, I'm sure he'd be pleased to see you
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:09,
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I might stand right next to the booth and ask him what every tune is
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:13,
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also ask him to play something you like, selfish bastards these disc jockeys
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:19,
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utter cunts
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:20,
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if you insist
*utters 'cunts'*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:21,
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how rude
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:23,
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I'm outraged that the Daily Mail would start a mud slinging campaign against a labour politician.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:03,
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i am shocked to the core
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:05,
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I'm on my way to that London.
Working a top secret job. It's all very exciting.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:04,
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woah! i am excited for you, sexually
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:06,
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I've got to go to an address in central,
Then phone a number and they'll send a car to pick me up. I am hoping for exciting secret club or maybe a mafia crime den. Either that or someone's having me "dissapeared"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:07,
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That all sounds rather odd. I hope your organs aren't being harvested, you need them.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:10,
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We'll never hear from him again.
and I for, couldn't be happier.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:12,
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I think it's fair to say I am nonplussed, but for the sake of being an alright sort of chap I am pretending to care.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:14,
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Now I hope they do kill me. :(
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:18,
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remember to delete your account first
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:18,
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Probably for the best.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:18,
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Well, I need most of them.
They can have a couple if they're desperate like.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:12,
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Let's them have ONE of your penises/penii.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:14,
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he'll probably give them his collection of human immunodeficiency virii
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:16,
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how queer
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:14,
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i have a taxi driver who is a fucking talker
shut up talking, I don't want to talk.
he sounds exactly like the mr man in little britain who goes into the shop and asks for random things, droning away to himself :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:20,
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use the opportunity to develop your autistic social skills
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:21,
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but I'm not autist
he is currently listing all his big customers. FFS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:24,
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is he Battered?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:25,
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I would hope not if he's driving LOL
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:26,
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a fitting riposte
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:27,
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Did he know the Krays? Ask him!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:25,
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are you talking to him?
/film
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:22,
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I'm too polite to ignore him :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:24,
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Get your laptop out and do some work
if they're paying for the taxi then you're on the clock.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:25,
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BRACE YOURSELF - EXCUSES INCOMING
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:27,
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nah
my boss doesn't think the firm should pay for me being too lazy to take the tube for some unfathomable reason :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:34,
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And your clients won't pay for working during cab rides.
Unless they are morons.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:07,
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Just say ' excuse me, I don't wish to be rude, BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:28,
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Punch him.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:26,
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on the plus side we just went past a house on the embankment that always amuses me
the dude has an Aston with the reg 2B. and a range rover with the reg NOT2B. haha.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:33,
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I know where that is. Seems to be a slightly circuitous route from your place to your office. He's rigging your fare, so to speak.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:37,
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yep, it's not the way I would have gone
but he said there was traffic that way. fixed fare so his problem innit!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:40,
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Well, that is amusing.
I'm on a smelly tube train. Stupid trains.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:41,
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I am on the train to Beaconsfield.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:42,
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I am sorry for you.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:50,
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Thanks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:54,
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^^Euphemism
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:28,
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Oh get her with her "I have a taxi driver."
Us proles have to get in the first one that comes.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:06,
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Dunno lol
Alt: A cup of tea
Altalt: I agree with Bonzo, Al, CQ and Chompy, the rest of you are capitalist pricks.
I know.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:50,
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2/3 Good effort
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:52,
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Fuck you, man.
I ain't no capitalist.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:53,
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You're the worst kind - a sell out
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:53,
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Yeah, yeah? Well at least I don't have a BEARD!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:05,
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Not everyone can carry one off with such aplomb
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:08,
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And neither can you. Your beard weighs more than you do.
HAVE A SHAVE, MAN!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:09,
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Seriously, you don't want to see what it's like under all that hair
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:12,
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Well Zowie, Cavey!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:24,
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I dont today
I look so young, Bartleby will be after me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:12,
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woo name checked for being a lefty prick
*fights power*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:57,
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Turns out no one is then
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:03,
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We'll just have to make do.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:05,
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Twitterers? YM? Danny Dyer?
I dunno, give up.
Alt: I have about three films left to watch to cover the majority of the Oscar categories. I watched Before Midnight last night to confirm that the central couple are still a pair or irritating twee cunts three films in.
AltAlt: I don't trust any news media outlets so I've no idea what's going on in the world. I get all my facts from the David Icke forums.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:03,
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I am indeed
Sportscow present, correct and reporting for duty
Alt:
I have seeds for onions, carrots, beetroot and courgettes
AltAlt:
I'm outraged at the lack of milk in the Cow household. Therefore I am currently cooking toast
I am indeed stupid. 5 mile run last night = John Wayne impression today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:03,
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have feel the need, the need for
#TOPGUNBANTZ
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:04,
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#calmdowngoose
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:06,
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That was N-ICEMAN
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:06,
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RECIPE PLEASE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:09,
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*putsbreadintoaster*
MYRAYCULL = toast.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:10,
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1. Toast bread
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:12,
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Bit complicated. I won't try that at home.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:16,
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Try it
Its a taste sensation!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:17,
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I'm no Ainsley Harriot mate,
Apart from being black obv.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:19,
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And irritating.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:20,
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But mainly a coon.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:21,
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*pricks with fork*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:21,
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Also I add condiments to my food with a ridiculously camp flourish.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:21,
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I do hope you sing as you add olive oil to a pan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:22,
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i'veblownia
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:23,
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I'm strong to the finish, 'cause I eats me Spinach
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:24,
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I'm nig-nog the cooking slave, peep peep.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:26,
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haha!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:30,
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I can't stands no moresk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:27,
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Calm down, Percy Savile.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:23,
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A new bag?
Southern poofters!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:06,
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He needs something to carry his purse in
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:07,
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He swipe
purse balls
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:09,
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It's cool, I think I could get about 6 cans of beer in it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:08,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:11,
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made with Badger Beer.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:12,
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member cider shandy?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:15,
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I love the idea of marketing alcohol to children
They should bring that back.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:19,
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See WKD.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:20,
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I only drink shandy produced at Folkestone based soft drinks manufacturer, SIlver Spring. Soz.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:16,
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Villa pop or GTF
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:16,
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BING FTW
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:17,
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NO SEARCH ENGINE CHAT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:18,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:19,
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Is it supposed to be that colour?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:19,
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It's disgusting.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:20,
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Is that some sort of spunk that you two faggots drink?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:19,
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We only drink each others, and YD's
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:20,
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Villa pop is manna from heaven
Bright green cream soda FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:21,
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Repulsive Mackem.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:25,
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Thats me!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:29,
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Yo
Had a mild panic attack this morning at Whitechapel Station at 8:55 that I was supposed to be on a conference call at 9. Turns out that's tomorrow. Chances of me being in at 9 tomorrow? I give it maybe 40%. But since the other bloke is in India it's probably mean to do it later.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:29,
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Lazy cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:30,
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Which one?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:31,
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YOUN ALL
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:33,
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You're not in Brum now, LiC.
This is LONDON. The Big Time. The Smoke. T'Metropolis. Gotham City.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:45,
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which is why I roll in at 20 past most mornings
as I can just mutter "bloody tube" and nobody bats an eyelid.
I'd have been on a verbal warning anywhere else by now.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:57,
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Not me
Alt: Lucozade and a fatty sandwich
AltAlt: Of all the characters in Ghostbusters, Egon was my least favourite, so whilst it's a shame he's dead, I can't particularly find myself able to give a shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:41,
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Egon was cool
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:43,
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I preferred Raphael
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:43,
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I preferred Ronay.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:45,
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So Ronay
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:46,
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I saw K-Dawg's massive evil twin again today
*fears*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:46,
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meesa not know K-Dawg?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:49,
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Kroney?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:58,
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Well. If no one will speak English how can I be expected to know what the fuck thay are talking about.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:59,
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Yes, Kroney
Take one Kroney, add at least a foot in height and about 4 stone. Add bizarre lip stud and retire to a safe distance
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:02,
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Lab?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:22,
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You need to take a course in 'urban' or you won't be able to communicate with 'nig-nog the cooking slave'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:03,
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'nig-nog the cooking slave' to this tune:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5i_pEYGe1o
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:07,
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It's good, but it's no Popeye
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:07,
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Like a mighty camembert he seems to fry
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:09,
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Is it time for a new thread?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:49,
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Do one about homunculuseseses
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:50,
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danny dyer's chocolate homunculus
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:51,
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Ainsley Harriott chat is up there ^^^
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:58,
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I've got a load of emails from stupid people being stupid that I have to deal with.
At what point is it acceptable to be rude to people because they're being incompetent?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:49,
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Second uno.
Dear cunt,
Fuck off wasting my time or I'll rape and drown your fucking dog.
Shit cunt.
Vaginabond.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:51,
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I didn't have you down as a gentleman of letters.
On a political discussion messageboard I go on, I once received the accolade "
VAGINABOND YOU ARE A MORON!!!!!!!!!" in 72pt, which I was quite pleased with.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:53,
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If it's work related, with immediate effect.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:52,
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Tell them one of your ledgebantz stories.
That'll insure they never speak to you again.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:54,
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"ensure"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:57,
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I changed it from that too.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:58,
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i tell you what I've got
no patience waiting for my new doc martens to arrive
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:59,
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I thought half term was last week?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:02,
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it varies
around teh country and between schools and things. Handily round here it seems that lots of kids were off last week, meaning less annoying kids about
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:03,
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if only you could just buy these items in a shop
and not have to wait for delivery
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:04,
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you can't
they're from ebay - it was some limited edition thing a bit ago
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:06,
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NEW THREAD!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:11,
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