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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yo! Morning.
Who's up for a day of #TOPBANTS and petty squabbles?

Alt: I have a new bag, what do you have?

Altalt: Cor! I expect something has happened in the news, let's have some hair brained, half baked, idiotic chat about that thing that happened that you are outraged about.

God, you're stupid
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 7:48, 175 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
alright

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 7:54, Reply)
yeah

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:05, Reply)
cool beanz brattah
Marcus Intalex is playing in town on Friday, might pop along innit.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:07, Reply)
NO ONE BUT YOU GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR MATE MARCUS INTERCOURSE!

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:08, Reply)
Go and show your face at least, I'm sure he'd be pleased to see you

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:09, Reply)
I might stand right next to the booth and ask him what every tune is

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:13, Reply)
also ask him to play something you like, selfish bastards these disc jockeys

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:19, Reply)
utter cunts

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:20, Reply)
if you insist
*utters 'cunts'*
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:21, Reply)
how rude

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:23, Reply)
I'm outraged that the Daily Mail would start a mud slinging campaign against a labour politician.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:03, Reply)
i am shocked to the core

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:05, Reply)
I'm on my way to that London.
Working a top secret job. It's all very exciting.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:04, Reply)
woah! i am excited for you, sexually

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:06, Reply)
I've got to go to an address in central,
Then phone a number and they'll send a car to pick me up. I am hoping for exciting secret club or maybe a mafia crime den. Either that or someone's having me "dissapeared"
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:07, Reply)
That all sounds rather odd. I hope your organs aren't being harvested, you need them.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:10, Reply)
We'll never hear from him again.
and I for, couldn't be happier.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:12, Reply)
I think it's fair to say I am nonplussed, but for the sake of being an alright sort of chap I am pretending to care.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:14, Reply)
Now I hope they do kill me. :(

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:18, Reply)
remember to delete your account first

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:18, Reply)
Probably for the best.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:18, Reply)
Well, I need most of them.
They can have a couple if they're desperate like.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:12, Reply)
Let's them have ONE of your penises/penii.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:14, Reply)
he'll probably give them his collection of human immunodeficiency virii

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:16, Reply)
how queer

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:14, Reply)
i have a taxi driver who is a fucking talker
shut up talking, I don't want to talk.

he sounds exactly like the mr man in little britain who goes into the shop and asks for random things, droning away to himself :(
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:20, Reply)
use the opportunity to develop your autistic social skills

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:21, Reply)
but I'm not autist
he is currently listing all his big customers. FFS.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:24, Reply)
is he Battered?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:25, Reply)
I would hope not if he's driving LOL

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:26, Reply)
a fitting riposte

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:27, Reply)
Did he know the Krays? Ask him!

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:25, Reply)
are you talking to him?
/film
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:22, Reply)
I'm too polite to ignore him :(

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:24, Reply)
Get your laptop out and do some work
if they're paying for the taxi then you're on the clock.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:25, Reply)
BRACE YOURSELF - EXCUSES INCOMING

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:27, Reply)
nah
my boss doesn't think the firm should pay for me being too lazy to take the tube for some unfathomable reason :(
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:34, Reply)
And your clients won't pay for working during cab rides.
Unless they are morons.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:07, Reply)
Just say ' excuse me, I don't wish to be rude, BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT'.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:28, Reply)
Punch him.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:26, Reply)
on the plus side we just went past a house on the embankment that always amuses me
the dude has an Aston with the reg 2B. and a range rover with the reg NOT2B. haha.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:33, Reply)
I know where that is. Seems to be a slightly circuitous route from your place to your office. He's rigging your fare, so to speak.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:37, Reply)
yep, it's not the way I would have gone
but he said there was traffic that way. fixed fare so his problem innit!
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:40, Reply)
Well, that is amusing.
I'm on a smelly tube train. Stupid trains.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:41, Reply)
I am on the train to Beaconsfield.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:42, Reply)
I am sorry for you.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:50, Reply)
Thanks.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:54, Reply)
^^Euphemism

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Oh get her with her "I have a taxi driver."
Us proles have to get in the first one that comes.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Dunno lol
Alt: A cup of tea

Altalt: I agree with Bonzo, Al, CQ and Chompy, the rest of you are capitalist pricks.

I know.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:50, Reply)
2/3 Good effort

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:52, Reply)
Fuck you, man.
I ain't no capitalist.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)
You're the worst kind - a sell out

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Yeah, yeah? Well at least I don't have a BEARD!

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Not everyone can carry one off with such aplomb

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:08, Reply)
And neither can you. Your beard weighs more than you do.
HAVE A SHAVE, MAN!
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:09, Reply)
Seriously, you don't want to see what it's like under all that hair

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:12, Reply)
Well Zowie, Cavey!

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:24, Reply)
I dont today
I look so young, Bartleby will be after me
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:12, Reply)
woo name checked for being a lefty prick
*fights power*
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Turns out no one is then

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:03, Reply)
We'll just have to make do.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Twitterers? YM? Danny Dyer?
I dunno, give up.

Alt: I have about three films left to watch to cover the majority of the Oscar categories. I watched Before Midnight last night to confirm that the central couple are still a pair or irritating twee cunts three films in.

AltAlt: I don't trust any news media outlets so I've no idea what's going on in the world. I get all my facts from the David Icke forums.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:03, Reply)
I am indeed
Sportscow present, correct and reporting for duty

Alt:
I have seeds for onions, carrots, beetroot and courgettes

AltAlt:
I'm outraged at the lack of milk in the Cow household. Therefore I am currently cooking toast

I am indeed stupid. 5 mile run last night = John Wayne impression today
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:03, Reply)

have feel the need, the need for

#TOPGUNBANTZ
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:04, Reply)
#calmdowngoose

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)
That was N-ICEMAN

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)
RECIPE PLEASE

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:09, Reply)
*putsbreadintoaster*
MYRAYCULL = toast.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:10, Reply)
1. Toast bread

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:12, Reply)
Bit complicated. I won't try that at home.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Try it
Its a taste sensation!
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:17, Reply)
I'm no Ainsley Harriot mate,
Apart from being black obv.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:19, Reply)
And irritating.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:20, Reply)
But mainly a coon.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)
*pricks with fork*

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Also I add condiments to my food with a ridiculously camp flourish.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)
I do hope you sing as you add olive oil to a pan

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)
i'veblownia

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:23, Reply)
I'm strong to the finish, 'cause I eats me Spinach

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:24, Reply)
I'm nig-nog the cooking slave, peep peep.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:26, Reply)
haha!

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:30, Reply)
I can't stands no moresk

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:27, Reply)
Calm down, Percy Savile.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:23, Reply)
A new bag?
Southern poofters!
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)
He needs something to carry his purse in

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:07, Reply)

He swipe
purse balls
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:09, Reply)
It's cool, I think I could get about 6 cans of beer in it.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:08, Reply)


(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:11, Reply)
made with Badger Beer.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:12, Reply)
member cider shandy?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:15, Reply)
I love the idea of marketing alcohol to children
They should bring that back.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:19, Reply)
See WKD.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:20, Reply)
I only drink shandy produced at Folkestone based soft drinks manufacturer, SIlver Spring. Soz.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Villa pop or GTF

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:16, Reply)
BING FTW

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:17, Reply)
NO SEARCH ENGINE CHAT

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:18, Reply)


(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:19, Reply)
Is it supposed to be that colour?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:19, Reply)
It's disgusting.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:20, Reply)
Is that some sort of spunk that you two faggots drink?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:19, Reply)
We only drink each others, and YD's

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:20, Reply)
Villa pop is manna from heaven
Bright green cream soda FTW
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Repulsive Mackem.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Thats me!

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Yo
Had a mild panic attack this morning at Whitechapel Station at 8:55 that I was supposed to be on a conference call at 9. Turns out that's tomorrow. Chances of me being in at 9 tomorrow? I give it maybe 40%. But since the other bloke is in India it's probably mean to do it later.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Lazy cunt

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:30, Reply)
Which one?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:31, Reply)
YOUN ALL

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:33, Reply)
You're not in Brum now, LiC.
This is LONDON. The Big Time. The Smoke. T'Metropolis. Gotham City.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)
which is why I roll in at 20 past most mornings
as I can just mutter "bloody tube" and nobody bats an eyelid.

I'd have been on a verbal warning anywhere else by now.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Not me
Alt: Lucozade and a fatty sandwich

AltAlt: Of all the characters in Ghostbusters, Egon was my least favourite, so whilst it's a shame he's dead, I can't particularly find myself able to give a shit.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Egon was cool

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:43, Reply)
I preferred Raphael

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:43, Reply)
I preferred Ronay.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)
So Ronay

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)
I saw K-Dawg's massive evil twin again today
*fears*
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)
meesa not know K-Dawg?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Kroney?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Well. If no one will speak English how can I be expected to know what the fuck thay are talking about.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Yes, Kroney
Take one Kroney, add at least a foot in height and about 4 stone. Add bizarre lip stud and retire to a safe distance
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Lab?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:22, Reply)
You need to take a course in 'urban' or you won't be able to communicate with 'nig-nog the cooking slave'

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)
'nig-nog the cooking slave' to this tune:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5i_pEYGe1o
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)
It's good, but it's no Popeye

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Like a mighty camembert he seems to fry

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Is it time for a new thread?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Do one about homunculuseseses

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:50, Reply)
danny dyer's chocolate homunculus

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Ainsley Harriott chat is up there ^^^

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:58, Reply)
I've got a load of emails from stupid people being stupid that I have to deal with.
At what point is it acceptable to be rude to people because they're being incompetent?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Second uno.
Dear cunt,

Fuck off wasting my time or I'll rape and drown your fucking dog.

Shit cunt.

Vaginabond.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)
I didn't have you down as a gentleman of letters.
On a political discussion messageboard I go on, I once received the accolade "VAGINABOND YOU ARE A MORON!!!!!!!!!" in 72pt, which I was quite pleased with.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)
If it's work related, with immediate effect.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Tell them one of your ledgebantz stories.
That'll insure they never speak to you again.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:54, Reply)
"ensure"

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)
I changed it from that too.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:58, Reply)
i tell you what I've got
no patience waiting for my new doc martens to arrive
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:59, Reply)
I thought half term was last week?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:02, Reply)
it varies
around teh country and between schools and things. Handily round here it seems that lots of kids were off last week, meaning less annoying kids about
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)
if only you could just buy these items in a shop
and not have to wait for delivery
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:04, Reply)
you can't
they're from ebay - it was some limited edition thing a bit ago
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:06, Reply)
NEW THREAD!

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)

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