i would be dozer
I would take out all his piercings, burn anything made of polyester or with comedy writing on it, give away his dreadful albums, pour his whisky and drugs down the bog, and squash the rodent.

he'd wake up the next day a MUCH better man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what dreadful albums?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)

all your "music"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)

examples pls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:27, Reply)

DJ SHADOW IS A CUNT

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:33, Reply)

above and beyond like PTHC

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:35, Reply)

J'adore A&B
You hear their orchestral sets? Sublime.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:37, Reply)

orchestral club music?
Always shit. Even Jeff Mills couldn't make it not shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:38, Reply)

also, A&B love PTHC

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:39, Reply)

I don't know what that acronym represents.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)

ask Google

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)

Well Im about to be arrested.
How do you even know that?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:52, Reply)

haha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:57, Reply)

and the lovekick starts again

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:47, Reply)

also...polyester?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)

all your "clothes"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:25, Reply)

I don't wear anything that's 100% polyester

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:28, Reply)

90% polyester 10% rayon

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:53, Reply)