Your phone parks your car?
or one of those car park pay app things
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:00, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Both

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:02, Reply)

Didn't know you had a 7 series BMW and a Nokia Communicator

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)

I want an 8 series with one of those cool old car phones.

( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:05, Reply)

The MD has an 8 series from 1996
It is still fucking cool
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:05, Reply)

NO CAR CHAT

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)

NO BAN HAMMERS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)

They are surprisingly cheap used
I'd love a shark nose M635i, my mate has one and it's a cracking car, fast and lairy when you want plus comfy when you're cruising.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)

The only thing that puts me off those big old beemers is the shocking fuel consumption.
It's not really a worry, as such, but I'd feel guilty.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Carbon offsetting
Charities like woodland trust allow you to pay for trees to be planted and then you can drive around in a massive car and get a self satisfied smug save the planet feel
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)

The names Bond, James Bond

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:06, Reply)