"99 days / 100 i go to one of the many places around here that sells tasty food....
....ignore them all and opt for some bullshit vegetarian muck.....
and cram it down my throat at my desk whilst drafting something exciting. occasionally I go for a beauty treatment or to collect something from a shop."
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:13, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Italics SRS BZNS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Shut up Sportscrow
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)

*shuts up and flaps bovine wings*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Never *actually* shut up though eh? Thanks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)

NEVAR!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)

today i had an itsu houmous salad wrap
and some honey roasted cashews.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:18, Reply)

Cashew nuts are all of the ace

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:21, Reply)

they may well be best of all teh nutz
although pecans, walnuts and the humble peanut are also pretty fucking excellent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Macadamia are also fucking yeah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Almonds can GTF

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:32, Reply)

I am ambivalent to almonds

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:33, Reply)

roasted and seriously salted, they are lovely

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)

allegedly they can hold a lot of spunk, though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Do you like honey cashews?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:21, Reply)

His "Ring of Fire" song was good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:23, Reply)

I preferred Trent Reznors cover
/dozerbollocks
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:24, Reply)

/lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:25, Reply)

OK you're supposed to say 'yes' here so I could 'POW!' you and reveal your web of lies.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2123780

Prolly too busy 'cramming something down your throat'
/bins
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)

not as much as cracked black pepper or salt and vinegar ones
but they were all itsu had
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)