It's me lover.
How are you?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:01,
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12 years ago)
I'm not allowed to talk to strangers.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:02,
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Under the thumb?
Mtfu.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:06,
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NO U!
Anyway, I'm alright cheers, you? Where you been?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:11,
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Hiding in urgarden, masturbating franctically behind a bush.
It was ok.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:14,
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There is an appropriate bush in my garden that could be used for this purpose, but all you'd see of me would be me doing stuff in the kitchen
As a result of this data, I have determined your statement was a lie.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:16,
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I like youe nude deep fat frying.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:24,
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Not me, my cooking consists of 'put in preheated oven for 20 minutes'
You may have me confused with jaysum.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:25,
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Oh yeah.
Apologises.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:31,
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Oi!
Im not fucking Scottish!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:40,
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