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"WHy the fuck did you delete the live database we told you to back it up you fucking prick you're fired?"
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:32,
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I'm having Citrix woes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:46,
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lol
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:48,
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Clearly you're a "receiver"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:49,
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Citrix is 100% cuntware.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:49,
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I'm trying to install a product that is at least 5 versions behind the current one
All the issues I'm getting, the Google searches refer to documents that have been removed from the Citrix site, due to their age
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:59,
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You never said you did government work?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:05,
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Sounds like SOMEBODY is trying to use software that's out of support
and that SOMEBODY ought to fork out some dosh to update their licences. Why the hell are you trying to use ancient legacy crap, anyway?
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:06,
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I reckon it's the only way his office can communicate with one in Edinburgh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:10,
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Not sure software downgrading is a suitable method of communicating with the Dark Ages.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:11,
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It's something he's mentioned before.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:13,
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Its one of our sites who refused to pay SA
They have just rebuilt some servers with Windows 2003 to install PS4 on
*shakes head*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:17,
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I guess you'll have to give them the unwelcome news that you can't support their Citrix anymore, then.
They're going to have to upgrade or find something else.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:22,
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I am indeed, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:24,
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Fucking people thinking they can carry on using old software forever.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:25,
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Not too long ago I had to remember how to install Windows NT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:29,
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We should start a consultancy. March into offices and ask people just what the fuck do they think they're playing at?
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:41,
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I'm up for that
Our normal daily rate is £900 a day
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:41,
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well stop being such a lemon then
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:04,
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surely you zest?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:06,
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