why is there always a team called "fat kids are harder to kidnap"? why?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:50, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

because yhpcciym

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:51, Reply)

You'd think they'd be easier to lure into the van with candy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:00, Reply)

they're more difficult to sell on the black market

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:01, Reply)

i have never seen a team name like this
but our old pub quiz place never read out the team names, so there was little reason to be so edgy.

now are you finished with work?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:03, Reply)

no
got 2 more articles to edit for our newsletter, which means:

reading 30 pages of often impenetrable decision
rewriting my juniors' drafts
thinking of a witty title

ie HOURS per article!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:13, Reply)

I wrote the client newsletters at my last place
Not much fun innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:18, Reply)

writing it is not as bad
editing it (ie rewriting it) is much worse!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:24, Reply)

yeah I know what editing is ta

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:32, Reply)