It's either centreparcs or swipe's dad's place in Cornwall, which looks excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:33, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do both

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:33, Reply)

It's going to be difficult to negotiate one trip, let alone two...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:35, Reply)

one this year, one next year
or one with micro, one with a mate.

I keep meaning to go to the Cornish place by myself for a few days. nothing but empty cliffs and beaches and a metric fucktonne of books to read in the sunshine. glorious.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)

It's 'Folkestone' you bully :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)

I'd choose the real seaside over Butlins any day

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Pro - Nice beaches and all that.
Con - You'll be closer to me and all my CRLA mates.
( Peej, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Also - I doubt centreparcs does hogs pudding.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)

We can race our kids

( Peej, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Is this the verb for 'blacking up'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Nah the Cornish verb for blacking up is Tinmining

( Peej, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)

In Kent we call it 'refugeeing'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)

That could work - as long as your wife doesn't throw things at me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)

She aims high mate, you'll be fine.

( Peej, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)