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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Waking up at 'work time' when you have a day off. It's okay, I didn't today though, don't worry.
Also, cars with eyelashes.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:01, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Why do Beetles come with a flower attachment?
Kids mean I always wake up early, work or not
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Because they're girls cars and all girls like flowers. Top tip there.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:03, Reply)
But original Beetles weren't

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Did they also come with a flower?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:06, Reply)
The whole sixties came with a flower.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)
Yer
power
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:09, Reply)
See also
those 'powered by fairydust' stickers on cars.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)
I don't think I have seen that, but that's awful.
Also cars which teenagers have monster energy drink stickers on. Why??!?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
Because people are cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)
We are, we are.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Because such a sticker on a 1.1 Corsa instantly turns it into Ken Block's rally Citroen, innit.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)

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