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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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awight

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 17:49, 36 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Fancy coming round for a pool party?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 17:58, Reply)
no, thanks, I hear there aren't any ashtrays

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 18:02, Reply)
Smoking in a pool is a bit crass.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 18:05, Reply)
BECAUSE HE CHUCKS HIS FAGS IN THE SWIMMING POOL!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 18:10, Reply)
I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:17, Reply)
it's a homophobic joke, referencing the sad death by drowning/anal injuries of a young man at Michael Barrymore's house.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:18, Reply)
I'm sorry to hear that, was he a smoker

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:19, Reply)
yes
Which just adds more pathos to the joke :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:21, Reply)
Michael Barrymore was a racist, attention-seeking cunt but I suppose that years later like Patrick Moore and Hitler we now gloss over all the negatives

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:24, Reply)
what are the negatives again?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:27, Reply)
His brief stint as the host of 'Splash!'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:32, Reply)
I've heard about 'his kind of people'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:33, Reply)
There's no profit in deceit, honest men know that revenge does not taste sweet

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:39, Reply)
WOAH! The Gamesmaster was racist?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:30, Reply)
Didn't you notice, he never allowed black kids on the show

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:32, Reply)
also, at night you can only see their teeth
Pretty pointless having black people on his telly show.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:34, Reply)
at least on Knightmare they were covered with a helmet.
Namely the Dungeon Masters'
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:39, Reply)
you know he did a long running astronomy programme, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:40, Reply)
I don't remember a single black kid on there either, I reckon Myatt wouldn't allow them
fucking xenophobic Blessed-wannabe prick
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:41, Reply)
NEXT FOR YEWTREE, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:56, Reply)
I didn't think they had them in them days

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:34, Reply)
no I'm half left
/dadjokes
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 18:08, Reply)
alright lighto

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 18:15, Reply)
had the day off, still a bit hungover

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:03, Reply)
the lightweight in chains

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:06, Reply)
according to posts on social media sites I was up until 2:30am
bloody whisky
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:13, Reply)
^ alcohol dependent

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:14, Reply)
see you in the York Tap at 2pm!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Is somebody else not meeting you for a pint?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:31, Reply)
nah, DBT's in York at the weekend and I live mere minutes away from the NRM
We aren't meeting for a pint, I'm only gently teasing the fellow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:33, Reply)
use lube

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:35, Reply)
I prefer dry.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:35, Reply)
Ouch. Hope your nails are trim

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:38, Reply)
latex gloves innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:40, Reply)
did you get that glenfarclas then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:17, Reply)
no, it's banana bane at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:46, Reply)

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